RonnyCee23's 6 Ways of Telling if 'Your' Girl May... Actually Like Girls

Ronald D.C.

Here is the excerpt of the book(at Relative Intended Size).

"Copyright 2012 Ronald D. Coleman

RonnyCee23's 6 Ways of Telling if 'Your' Girl May... Actually Like Girls

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Introduction

Hey, I'm the Author! RonnyCee23! # Really Though

In the proceeding work I will refer to myself as 'RonnyCee23' for some obvious reasons and some not so obvious. You should know that I do, by now, expect you to know my real name for some obvious reasons and some not so obvious. However,

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this should not take away from the seriousness of the observations and ideas expressed in this highly entertaining book. #Really Though

First things first, I have never officially joined a gang. This is not a 'Crip Book'. It just so happened to be six major observations that I have

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made over a lifetime. Bloods should not be discouraged from reading this book. I intended for Crips and bloods to read this book in harmony, or not. Read it at war if you want. Read it though!

Secondly, this is not a 'Guy Book'. Women of all ages are not only welcomed but are expected to read

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this book and should not feel like spies while doing so. It might help a young lady 'find' herself or enable that young lady to help a close friend or family member. It could assist an older woman in identifying a friend, colleague, niece, daughter or grandfather. The variables are endless.

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Motivation

When I had the idea to write this book, it was not with intentions of outing anyone, rallying one group of people against another, strengthening one group over another or anything like that. No. This is my initial substantial attempt at making the world a better place.

I have made this

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book in the form of a list. Going from 6 to 1; 'Six' being the 'Lightest taken', the most noticeable, or the first to practically be recognized and 'One' being the 'Whopper' or the most undeniable feature in a 'Lesbian Experience'.

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RonnyCee23's 'Equal Capability Outlook'

This term is one that I will mention more than once in the book. Equal Capability Outlook (ECO) refers to my view on the capacity, whether innate or via recent advances in technology, of the sexes to effectively function in areas, either previously or presently, perceived to belong to the opposite. For

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examples: 1) a male's ability to clean, cook and decorate or feed a newborn with formulas, bottles and even prosthetic breasts, 2) a female's ability to engage and excell in the furthest expanses of the sciences or partake in coitus while looking another another woman in the eye, hands free to probe. 

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Chapter 6

What Friends Are For!

It is pretty simple, if 'your' girl feels it is her obligation to have gay friends (male or female) and support 'their' cause; she may actually like girls. Certainly, a women, or anyone for that matter, having homosexual friends does not mean they themselves are homosexuals.

We have all been

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advised, hopefully, once or twice in our lives to "watch the company you keep!" well that is all I am saying! Take note of the company she keeps because these friends may serve as 'Teasers'. 'Your' girl will use these in 1, 2, 3, or 4 of 4 ways: 1) to feel you out on the gay subject in general, 2) to get you

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comfortable within a 'homosexual environment', 3) as an indirect way of telling you that she is gay, and 4) possibly, as a way of 'softening' you up to homosexuality. Who knows why the fourth might be the case but, it is a possibility.

For those of you who would be unclear at what point 'your' girl is making

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it her duty to be active in the gay community; Let us say, the local 'gay day' or parade is coming up, you know and heard about it because you have not been living under a rock... but, you have not thought to participate because you are you. ["What the heck does that mean RonnyCee23?" Maybe,

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you are religious and do not believe that your god intended people to be with the same sex. Perhaps, you are a student with a job or two, or a fulltime mother/community organizer type and you just lack the time for such extracurricular activities. Possibly, gay pride days, parades,

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demonstrations, or the whole gay rights movement just does not interest you. Lastly, maybe you hate gay people. If you are a male, I guess, it could be possible that: you hate boobies, the 'disgusting' way they nurture infants and two pairs of them together, nude, touching each other slowly makes your stomach

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turn and your head swell and pulsate as if it were fixing to explode or the idea of a man giving another man an intense back rub after a long day of work, makes your skin crawl as if you had a slight case of eczema and watched 'Arachnophobia' (the movie), alone, in the dark and on a wool couch... If you are

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a female, I guess, it could be possible that: you despise penises, with their ability to impregnate females, the sickening way they protrude outward enabling men to urinate more readily, and the idea of two of them in the same room makes your areolas disappear- completely- while simult-

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aneously giving you the runs or the idea of two women with their faces in each other's urine saturated vaginas makes you want to hurl while simultaneously giving you the runs... Whatever your deal, 'gay day' is around the corner and you have not circled it on any calendar or etched it into your

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schedule.] You may start to notice 'your' girl mentioning the upcoming festivities. The closer it gets to the day, the more frequently she will mention it. Now, it is 'gay eve' or maybe even the day of the event and 'your' girl will remind you, as if you could have forgot. She will let you know, with a practiced calm, that

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she is going for any of many logical reasons except that she loves sucking tits with a passion. Finally, the moment you both knew was coming -for at least a week- arrives and she asks "would you like to join me?" or maybe even just suggest that you should. You answer with something along the lines

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Of "I don't think so..." and if she responds by questioning your reply as if it was strange or weird; it is at that point when basic participation turns into subtle recruitment.

Copyright 2012 Ronald D. Coleman"