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on Nov 25, 2006
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No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn

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* We polish the Polish furniture.

* He could lead if he would get the lead out.

* A farm can produce produce.

* The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

* The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

* The present is a good time to present the present.

* At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

* The dove dove into the bushes.

* I did not object to the object.

* The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

* The bandage was wound around the wound.

* There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

* They were too close to the door to close it.

* The buck does funny things when the does are present.

* They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

* The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

* After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

* I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

* How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

* I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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I get most of them ,if i say them out loud. But if someone ain't good at english & They read this, ther gna go like.. huh ? xD

Twilighternp...
Jun 28, 2009 09:55
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I loved it. And if you say it's only to be understood by native speakers, I'm proud of myself as well. :)

Beloslava
May 07, 2009 13:22
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Well I am not native english speaker but I can understand most of them. however I get what you mean :P It's pretty hard, looking at this :P

Antonija
Oct 02, 2008 13:27
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The wit will only be understood by mostly mothertongue speakers. It's great though and challenges one's reading skills!

antonj23
Feb 22, 2007 18:07
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