Getting them pissed and annoyed

I love annoying people so i decided to write how i do it and all the ones on wattpad are the same. THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES!!

1. Call people rnadom nicknames that go with them.

ex. Vivica- Training Bra, Orphan, A-Cup, Slore, and D**k sucker for a dime, Pocahontas.

2. You: "Whats your name?

Friend: (Says FIRST Name)

You: "What orphan you dont have a last name"

3. Hit people with a broom,

4.Keep yelling YEA BUDDY everywhere you go.

5. Friend: "Fuck you"

You: "What time ill fuck your brains out?"

Friend: "Ew Never" or if they say "Im scared"

You: "Yea cause Ima beast"

6. Tease

Friends Mom: "Are you going poo poo Taylor?"

You: "Aw Tay doing poo poo"

*Weeks later"

You: You need to go poo poo Taylor?

7. When to people are kissing start yelling "PORN PORN PORN PORN" over and over till they stop.

8. Touch people shoulders and say "99% of raping begins on the sholder."

9. Brag about how great your unicorn is.

10. When they are bending down with butt up, go up behind them and yell "Butt Sex"

11. Tell people about your dead unicorn. EX. I had a unicorn but it went swimming and a butterfly ate it. And i was like "AHHH" and it was like "RAWR BITCH ILL EAT YOU TOO"

12. Reapet the song "She looks like sex" or "The muscial doodle"

13. Make fun of your lesiban friends. Ex. *Playing race car game* *Girl with the go flag comes on*

You: "Look chas shes ready for you"

14. Shove shaving cream in people mouths.

15. Go up to them and throw a punch that is almost to there face.

16. Tell them that--> <3 <-- Looks like a baby penis.

17. Copy them when they are talking on the phone.

18. Yell at people "I CANT FIND MY PANTS, HELP ME FIND MY PANTS"

19. Friends: "Get that d**k out of your a**"

You: "No i like it there"

20. Come up with retarded words. Ex. Slore- Slut and a whore.

21. Throw people off there chair.

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What do you think? Haha all the stories are all true. I just love getting people mad.

Ill will upload more.