This Here Interview Is with.....Darta (i.e. the person this is dedicated too)
Blake- Welcome to our interview Darta....We're not aloud to swear on wattpad so keep it clean....in language way and others...
Josh- will you co- operate this time and not hit me like the last time I asked you personal questions?
Dimitri- That was soooo funny. Do you remember that time we played spies in that shopping centre and people thought we were going to bomb the place *looks up remembering* good times.....goooooood times....
Andy- Riiight right.....let's get on with it shall we...? I don't have much time....did anyone else get a English essay from Miss Maxwell? Gosh I swear that woman wants me to get grey hairs from stress....
Blake- I know right......Miss Maxwell tells really bad jokes and then stares at me to make me laugh at her bad jokes......and I have to laugh cause she scares me.....what can i say? She gave me 'The Talk' cause she kept saying 'banging' and Josh pointed out the other reason for the word banging....
Josh- she gave me one too! and a detention....but you were there so i guess it was alright....even if you threw a pen and it hit me in the eye.....the ash
(ash will now be a alternative word for us)
Darta- No offence or anything but can we get on.....not that i don't like listening to your 'ever so interesting stories'
Dimitri- meanie! I am offended on so many levels!
Andy- I'm alright cause i didn't recall a memory *grins widely*
Josh- oh shut up mutha fudger
(another alternative word Lena has censored....)
Dimitri- SO LET'S START!!
Blake- Let's start off with an easy one....why are you on wattpad?
Darta- I felt like it....
Andy- how carp is that answer?
(CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR!!)
Darta- ooooh you want me to spice things up a bit?
Josh - exactly what we mean....interesting stuff Tartar!!
Darta- what were you implying with that nickname?!
Dimitri- your a road filler?
Andy- *rolls eyes* let's get on.....
Andy- If we asked you to jump off a cliff would you?
Darta- Only if Josh jumped off before me as a demonstration.....you know? Example....I may run off afterwards but I could be doing many women a favour
Josh- *turns back*
Dimitri- ooooooooooh you did it now Dar....or road filler.....whoever you really are....
Darta- *bangs head against wall*It's only the second question and I'm already ready to jump off a cliff without you even asking....
Blake- That means a lot to us Darta....*wipes away imaginary tear* thank you....thank you so much my mate....
Darta- I can't believe I'm friends with you lot....
Andy- I will tell you the reason why you are!!
Darta-but I did'nt....-
Andy- hush *slaps hand over Darta's mouth* shush shush....let me tell my theory....it's because we're awesome people....
Dimitri- and you want to get awesome so your hanging with us.....cause we're awesome *smiles widely*
Darta- *groans* kill me....or move onto the next question
Dimitri- DO WE GET TO BE LEO'S GODFATHER?!
Darta-are you sure that's a good idea?
Blake- of course it is! We have brains of 2 year old's! we'll get on like a cow in a slaughter house.....
Darta- that was not a good metaphor....Your not being the godfathers of my child Dimitri...
Blake- are you sure?
Darta- pretty sure....
Blake- PRETTY SURE! but not completely sure.....SO WE ARE!!
Dimitri- *pumps fists in the air* I'm going to be the best darn farmer that farm has ever had!
Andy- He's a bit confused.....*pats Dimitri's head* the poor boy...
Darta- NO, NO, NO!! My son is not going to have you lot as godfather's.....do you want him to end up in a mental hospital....?
Andy- maybe.....maybe not....that's for us to know and you to find out....
Darta- I can't stand this anymore.....*walks out of the room and sits in the cupboard in the hall*
Blake- it looks like we're stuck with a very confused 18 year old and a boy who's giving everyone the silent treatment
(after an hour of constant begging we managed to persuade Darta to come back and answer the last question form Josh)
|Josh||as full of himself ass :)|
|Blake||as deep (so what if girls like him more eh?)|
|Andy||as scares the hell outta people|
|Dimitri||as DUMBASS (he's offended when we say that)|