Skinny Girl Math

Minus one,

Minus two.

Someday I'll be through.

Minus two,

Minus four.

Only a couple pounds more.

Minus four,

Minus eight.

Isn't being skinny great?

Minus nine, minus ten.

And a meal.

Lose that fast!

Then we start again.

Two, four, six, eight.

I just want to lose weight.

One, three, five, seven.

Any control is heaven.

Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Try and count my ribs again.

One meal, two, skip a few.

Pretty, petite, beginning anew.

Counting calories, less and less and less.

Very soon, I'll be the best