Mae: Ello? Is this the chatting hotline?
Person: Yes. My name is Kara.
Mae: Oh Ello Karat. (Carrot) So I go to Hogwarts, Okay? And I'm in Gryffindor. And I, like LOVE a Slytherin. He uses his Nimbus to sweep me off my feet. He confundused me-
Kara: Hunny. What are you talking about?
Mae: Sometimes, I like, Wish hed Slytherin my bed. Maybe I could be his Golden Snitch?
Mae: DON'T MAKE ME AVADA KEDAVRA YOU! I just wanna be his only witch!
Kara: You don't go to Hogwarts..
Mae: Then where do I go? Beuxbatons? Psht no.! Our love is magical! I'm under his spell! I feel like i'm-
Mae: Wait! I have a song! casting spells at harry casting spells at harry
Malfoy is hot cuz
He lives in slytherin
voldemorts on the rise
and thats great
now we gotta kill harry before he gets
all the horcrux
HELL YA DUH I HAVE THE DARK MARK!!!!
GOSH! People these days!