Volume 1:The Prank Journal

HARRY POTTER!

Mae: Ello? Is this the chatting hotline?

Person: Yes. My name is Kara.

Mae: Oh Ello Karat. (Carrot) So I go to Hogwarts, Okay? And I'm in Gryffindor.  And I, like LOVE a Slytherin.  He uses his Nimbus to sweep me off my feet.  He confundused me-

Kara: Hunny.  What are you talking about?

Mae: Sometimes, I like, Wish hed Slytherin my bed.  Maybe I could be his Golden Snitch?

Kara: Ma'a-

Mae: DON'T MAKE ME AVADA KEDAVRA YOU!  I just wanna be his only witch!

Kara: You don't go to Hogwarts..

Mae: Then where do I go?  Beuxbatons? Psht no.!  Our love is magical! I'm under his spell!  I feel like i'm-

Kara: Bye.

Mae: Wait! I have a song! casting spells at harry casting spells at harry

evil's gathering

Malfoy is hot cuz

He lives in slytherin

voldemorts on the rise

and thats great

now we gotta kill harry before he gets

all the horcrux

HELL YA DUH I HAVE THE DARK MARK!!!!

GOSH! People these days!