I Kissed A Dead Girl And She Woke Up!!!!

I Kissed A Dead Girl And She Woke Up! 

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~Chapter 1

"Good morning dad" 

"G-Good Morning Billy" 

"Dad, It's John" 

"Ye-Yeah that's what I meant to say" 

"How are you feeling this morning?" 

"I'm f-f-fine" 

"Are you cold?" 

"NO" 

"You sure?" 

"I said NO g*d dammit" 

"Ok, Ok" I said putting up my hands in surrender. 

"....Well I have to go to the store I'll be back" 

"Humph" He grumped in response. 

I grabbed my coat and shoes, and then I headed to my car. 

The rain was pouring down, a rarity in sunny home of Oklahoma  

I pulled out of the driveway with speed, glancing in my rearview mirror 

I saw glimpse of blonde hair running behind me and slammed on my breaks 

Scared, I thought I had hit her, but she kept running never looking my way 

I noticed long white headphones coming from her ear. 

"Hey!!" I called to her 

She turned her head and then stopped 

I looked at her, she looked familiar 

I was amazed by her beauty and trying to think of where I knew her from 

"Can I help you?" She asked rudely 

"Well, I-I just wanted to m-make sure I didn't hit you" 

"With what?"  

"My car" I said, gesturing towards my car 

"No, I don't think so" She said 

"Oh Well, Uhm...Good" 

"Yuu-up, Well I have to go. Nice talking to ya Jo-" She abruptly stopped what she was going to say and began glaring at me. 

I stood there uncomfortably and put my hands in my pockets 

"Do I know you from somewhere?" I asked  

"No" She quickly said 

"Oh Uhm Ok" 

She nodded her head and put her earphones in 

"Well, I have to go" She said 

"Oh OK. Bye" 

I watched her as she began her run again 

Her hair was swinging and her hips, as well 

She was gorgeous, but I Know that I know her from somewhere 

"Heyy!!! What's your name?!!" I called out. 

"Melanie!" She shouted, but she didn't stop this time 

'melanie...melanie...hmmm school? Work? Church? Family Trip? 

....WHERE DO I KNOW THIS GIRL FROM??' 

I got back in my car and began back on my track towards the store 

After finally reaching the store and getting the groceries I headed back home 

I got home and put up the groceries and went to watch some t.v. 

The doorbell rang and my dad went to answer it  

I hurried to the door, but it was just Larry 

"Hey John, I got a special delivery. Just for you" He said and winked 

"shut up, Larry" I retorted while punching him in the arm 

"She's a hot and fresh one, literally" 

"Ohhh, Lucky me then", Note the sarcasm 

He brought in a body bag I was curious to find out who it was 

I helped him carry it to the freezer where the bodies were stored 

I guess it was time to get to work  

My dad owns a morgue; he's obsessed with the dead 

I think he knows more about death than living 

Since my mom died he's gotten sick and he seems to only get worse 

He slowly losing his memory and can't function the way that he used to 

His intentions was to give the morgue business over to my brother. 

But since my brother recently confessed that he was gay, my dad disowned him  

Instead the morgue got passed on to me, but I don't have my license or degree yet 

So, we have to make sure people still believe my dad is still doing the work 

but in reality I've taken over and I'm running the busincess 

My job is to embalm the bodies and deliver the bodies to the funeral homes 

Tonight's job is to embalm 3 bodies before morning 

Or else we're going to have one hell of a smell tonight 

I began with my usual routine 

Turn on the music, and then I prepare my area; gloves, coat, formaldehyde, and all the 'good' stuff.  

I pulled back the sheet on the first body 

A woman, probably about 50 years old 

No offense to the dead, but she was U-G-L-Y 

She had a mustache, thicker than mine! 

And it was a wayyyy after 5 shadow 

Plus she was fat and manly looking, with or without the mustache 

I pumped her with the fluid and cleaned up her face 

There was a lady coming in the morning so that she could makeover her face 

Hopefully, she will shave her mustache 

After I finished with the lady, I moved on to the next person 

It was a man about 20 he was beginning to turn 

So I had to be quick with him so he wouldn't turn black 

Everything was well until I saw his 'junk' was stuck up pointing towards the ceiling 

'Well, what am I supposed to do with that?' I asked myself 

Should I sew it to his leg? Or maybe I should cut it off? 

Ugh, I can't do that; even though he's dead 

He won't be a "man" anymore 

I ended up suturing it to his leg 

Even though he was dead it was very uncomfortable touching another man's stuff 

I pulled the rest of the sheet away, his feet were black 

Dang, I thought he had at least a couple hours 

I moved on to finish the last body of the night 

I pulled back the covers to find...........

YAY I found it!! So this was the first chap!! 

Three Fan's!! 

To A lot of People It May Not Be Much, But I'm So Excited 

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Shad Slayer94,  

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P.S. I'm Writing The Updated Chapters For My Other Stories 

So They Will Be Up Soon  

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--Love, Bre 

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