Jokes, poems, insults and other funny sayings and quotes.


Check out these quotes with the most romantic first

line but least romantic second line. Hope u enjoy :-)


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

this describes everything you are not.


I want to feel your sweet embrace

but don't take that paper bag off of your face.


My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go to Hell".


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and

so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the

sugar bowl's empty and so is your head


what inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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