The day my dad walked in on me having sex with a vampire

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The day my dad walked in on me having sex

CHAPTER 1.
ONE DAY, I DECIDED TO CHECK HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD READ A STORY WITH THE WORD SEX IN IT! AND GUESS WHAT, A LOTTTT!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOOOOSERRRRRSSS!
YOU HORNY CHILDREN!
IS SEX ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!? HUH??!
I'M SURE YOU'RE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD!
I MEAN, I KNEW THIS STORY WOULD ATTRACT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SWEAR YOU'RE SO FREAKIN SAD IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME LAUGH, A LOT! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LOOOOOSERRRRSSSSSSS!!

LOVE YOU BIATCHESS!

Tell me if I should continue my story, I know it's amazing!
COMMENT AND VOTE! BYE BITCHESS!

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