[HEADLINE] Donkey Humping Taxi Driver

A/N YAY! It has Donkey's POV and Princess and Prince POV! Way 2 goo....

Sup! I'm Reporter Jason Andrews. I'm here to tell my awesome cool amusing story about a donkey and his relationship with the taxi driver. You'll like it! Promise. After this tell me about it on the comments. And even vote to make this top headline. But I am sooo not forcing you!

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Once opon a time there was a happy couple. Princess Annabelle, Prince Kyle and a donkey named QWERTY. One sunny day they had to go to town. The town square with friends. They took a taxi there of course. Once they all jumped in the taxi, the vechile started going. HOW FUN!

~Donkey's POV~

Heehaww... x100000000000000

-Translated-

I got into the taxi, I smile. Hehee! And I took a glimpse of something that caught my eye. I looked again. Was that a sexy fat man!? Oooooh. I moved into the front seat. I say "How you doing?" I hope he likes my smell of rats! I am happy because of this. Imagine how proud my mum would be. But she is dead. The man scrunches his eyebrows. YAY! He appreciates me. How wonderful. I start humping him. It feels funny. I do it more. The taxi driver gets distracted but IDC! I hump again. It tickles. Hehee...

BoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOm... Everyone is dead.

~Prince and Princesses POV~

We do nothing much in the car except talk and make out until we spot the donkey humping the taxi driver. SHEESH he looks angry... And then-

BoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOm... Everyone is dead.