Aiko: now sit around children *says in a monotone voice at the head of the table*
Everyone else: *gulps as they take their seats at the table*
Aiko: now. *leans forward with a glint in her eyes* about Doritos-
???: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE *crashes onto the table*
Unicorns: NEEEEEHHHHH!!! *jumps down from the hole in the roof and turns into black smoke*
???: ow. *looks up at a demonic Aiko*
Aiko: *goes crossed eyed as her eyes turn red*
???: .....Aiko...AIKO *smiles, jumps up and hugs Aiko*
Ben: what the butts?
Masky: anyone else confuzzled?
Aiko: ... ZACH!!! *smiles, hugs back and gets twirled*
Sally: shhh don't question it, Aiko's being normal
Aiko: :D SHEACKAZING!!! *flips Zach and puts him in a headlock*
Sally: -_- spoke too soon *walks out of the kitchen*
Jeff: is it just me or is this the most awkward moment *still watches as the Aiko is being twirled around*
Jeff: yeah *takes a sip of coffee*
Zach: *stops twirling Aiko and looks down at her with a smile* glad i've found you. but..... more pressing matters, the unicorns are back.
Aiko: *steps back in a moment of thought* ...i'll get the spam *runs upstairs*
Hoody: does anyone understand?
Slendy: nnnnggghhh *holds head in his hands and walks away* my brain juice hurts
Masky: *turns towards Zach* what about spam?
Aiko: *jumps from the top of the stairs and lands on Masky* I'M BACK~ *holds a spam can up in victory*
Masky: *knocked out*
Zach: great *grabs the can and swings his arm hitting Hoodie while pointing outwards beyond the window.* NOW ONWARDS *jumps through the window with Aiko in tow*
Ben:....*backs away slowly at the sight of two passes out people* i'm going to come back when everything is less crazy....*runs out of the room and straight into a wall, knocking him out*
~on a hill, miles away from the Killer mansion~
Zach and Aiko stood on a hill. the wind blew their hair forcefully as they looked down below them with malice.
Zach: it's time
Aiko: *nods head and gives Zach a marshmellow shooting gun filled with spam* good luck
Zach: you too *runs down the hill* FOR DOOORRIIITOOOSSS!!!!!!
And so the battle begun. Zach started to shoot the incoming unicorns and they fell effortlessly to the ground with spam smeared all of their face. Some unicorns jumped on Zach from behind and started to bury him under the ground.
Aiko: SHEACKAZING! *falls from somewhere high and throws the spam down like a grenade*
Unicorns: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *drop to the floor*
Zach: thanks-
Aiko: SHEACKAZING! *hits Zach upside the head with the empty spam can*
Zach: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Aiko: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs into the middle of a unicorn crowd*
Zach: *facepalms*
Jeff & Jack: *the only ones that didn't passes out or left watched the battle while drinking tea*
Jack: *slurps* so how about deep fried unicorn horn for dinner?
Jeff: i prefer we burn all the Doritos *slurps*
Jack: yeah, that'd be fun
Jeff: but who're we going to blame?
Jack: i motion Ben
Jeff: i second that motion
Jack: agreed *both start walking back to the house*
~5 min. later~
Zach: THIS IS NEVER GOING TO END....* looks and sees Aiko walking like a boss towards the king unicorn with her eyes crossed*
Aiko: KING ARCHBACK! THIS IS THE DAY YOUR RULE WILL END!
King Archback: *stands up on two legs and walks over to Aiko* truce *holds back of Doritos out*
Aiko: ...BRETHEREN!! *hugs the unicorn king*
Zach: my gandhi *facepalms*
~At the killer mansion~
Zach: *sips his watermelon Arizona drink* so you befriended a shark named Rickie, squirrels, a witch named Selena Gomez, Tanya the ghost, and a few other creatures that defy the laws of physics
Aiko: *skips next to him* YEP AND DEMON WINNIE THE POOH! *laughs*
Zach: *smiles* well today has been a good day-
Aiko: *stops and sniffs the air*.... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs to the back of the house where Dorito ashes lay* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls to her knees*
Zach: *sip*
Jeff and Jack walk up next to Zach.
Jack: so who are you?
Zach: *sips and looks at them from the corner of his eye* an old friend
Aiko: *looks back at the 3 guys with a murderous look in her eyes* who did this *says in a monotone voice*
Jack: Ben-
Aiko: UNICORNS ATTACK!!! *points at Jeff*
King Archback: YES MY LADY!!!!!! *leads army of unicorns and chases after Jeff*
Jeff: NONONONONONONONONONONON!!!!!!!!!
Aiko: yawn~ good night *walks inside and sleeps on the couch*
Jack: see ya *walks upstairs to his room*
Zach: ......*bends down with a smirk and whispers in Aiko's ear* your time is coming to an end *chuckles and walks to Aiko's room*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HEYYYOOOOO! another update, sorry for being a couple days late i was playing cry of fear and no room in hell on steam with a buddy of mine...i sorta lost track of time. anyway Zach is the new character. He loves Arizonas and music more than his own life. Even though he's more serious than Aiko and still as crazy as her, is a mysterious crazy. Later on in the story more will be said about him. picture of Zach is in the multimedia. bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Killer mansion ( Creepypasta story )
FanfictionAiko is a girl who lives in an apartment all by herself. She loves music, anime, fan-fiction, and MOST of all Creepypasta stories. one day she finds a creepypasta on her computer and one in her living room?!? She then gets soon swept up and finds he...