Quotes & Pick up Lines

Pick Up Lines

*What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

*Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

*You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

*Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

*I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

*Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

*Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

*I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

*I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

*Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

*Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

*If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

*If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

*"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

*Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

*Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

*Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

*Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

*Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

*If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away

*Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

*Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

*I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

*I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

*Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

*You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

*If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

*Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

*I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

*I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

*I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

*Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

*Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.