1. Dig through trashcans like a hobo. Announce you have found China.
2. Produce awkward silences then suddenly say "I wonder what its like to be a unicorn."
3. When inside an elevator pet people occasionally.
4. Stare intensely at a person for a while, then yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" then back away in horror.
5. When in a restroom with other people yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
6. Challenge people to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Pretend to have a seizure in the snow...
8. Get in a shopping cart then in the parking lot act like you're about to run someone down.
9. At school when someone is laying down exhausted from gym, yell "IT'S A DEAD BODY!"
10. Find a bald guy then spray whipped cream on his head.
11. Throw grapes at people as they walk by.
12. Tell someone to turn their head to the right. Then to the left. Tell them they've just been bitch-slapped.
13. Bring a stuffed animal to school, in front of a large group of people argue with your friend about who gets custody.
14. Stand next to a group of people, start twitching then hitting your head muttering "Shut up... Shut up in there! All of you... Shut up!"
15. In the middle of a conversation randomly yell "EARTHQUAKE!!!" then duck under a table or chair.
16. At Pet-Co go to the fish tank areas. Scream in front of the manager "THEY WILL NOT BE SILENCED!"
17. Say to a floating fish. "I know how you feel..."
18. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be one, hold their same position. If someone tries talking to you yell "RAPE!!!" then run away crying.
19. Tie stuffed animals to your ankles and run around your neighborhood screaming "HELP!!! THEY'RE AFTER MEEEE!"
20. Spend all your money on rides for toddlers. When a little kid wants to use it yell at them until they run away crying.
21. Walk into Dell Taco (make sure there's a line behind you) and order things that aren't on their menu. When they say they can't help you reply "Oh it's because I'm gay isn't it?! I'd expect this from McDonalds but not Dell Taco!"
22. Have loud conversations with your "Multiple personalities".
23. Wear a Micheal Myers mask and ask people what size langere' would fit you.
24. Lay on the ground and do a ground angel.
25. When a intercom comes on fall to your knees and cry tears of joy and shout. "God has spoken!"
26. Go to McDonalds and insist your happy meal must have extra, extra happy.
27. Run through a police station and yell "I FINALLY ESCAPED FROM PRISON!"
28. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, say you're them from the future.
29. Look through see through glass and when a person walks by yell "OH MY GOD I'M HIDEOUS!"
30. Find a random person and yell compliments at them.
31. Say "potato" in a really slow deep voice.
32. Try to step on your shadow. When someone walks by scream "IT'S STALKING ME!"
33. Stare at your teacher. When they notice start gagging.