#11 Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men have boyfriends.
#12 I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
#13 I wish my grades smoked weed. They’d definitely get higher.
#14 Cleaning my room:
10% Cleaning
30% Complaining
60% Playing with the stuff I have found
#15 You know that look on your face when your teacher grades your test then writes something in cursive.
#16 Dear gangster, if you pulled up your pants a little bit farther maybe just maybe you could run from the cops better.
#17 My room isn't messy; it is an obstacle course meant to keep me fit.
#18 That moment of frustration when someone is trying to talk to you when you have earphones in your ears.
#19 My graduation speech:
Thank you:-
Wikipedia and copy/paste
I'm out bitches.
And now to close: A spongebob quote
#20 Well, it is no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection.
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