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Bekah: In case you guys couldn't read the title I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE BOY I'VE HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON SINCE 6TH GRADE (I'm in highschool now) LIKE OMG MY LIFE= COMPLETE! Oky bye *leaves*

Xena:.....K then

CarpalGecko asks: Jeff and Jane: you guys didn't do the dare! *locks Jeff and Jane into a room and locks it from the outside* Do the dare now or I will make you both listen to Justin Bieber for 24 straight hours!!

Jeff: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO DO THAT

Jane: Ugh, I'll get him to do it. I'll just do what I did that last time when we met...

Jeff: Gurl what u talkin bout

Jane: *gets all seductive* mmmmmm hey Jeffy-boo

Jeff:......f*ck me. f*ck me now.

Jane:...works everytime

MissBusLady asks: Jeff, can I call you Bird Brain? Cause your acting like one now.

*Jeff and Jane are putting there clothes back on*

Xena:hehe...I see what you did there... "Bird" Brains...

Jeff: -.- CAW!! *flips you off*

HeartBrokenbeauty asks: Jeff: whats up with you and birds?

Jeff: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED-

Liu: *tackles Jeff* GUYS STOP ASKING HIM STUFF LIKE THIS ITS BAD ENOUGH HE HAS WINGS

Wingsoftruth asks: Slendy- JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUR MY FAV! (wellyouansexualoffenderman Dat sexy beast) Love you 5ever!

Slendy: Well thank you :3

Smexy: I KNOW YOU WANT IT *low pitched rape voice* I know you want it ;)

Jeff- I dare you to dye your hair blonde and act like a stereotypical blonde girl

Xena: JEFF! Jeff?Where'd he go-OH MY GAWD

Jeff: *hair dyed blonde wearing just a bra and a thong* *talking like a blonde* Does this shirt show too much cleavage? 

BEN: *dying of laughter*

Xena: Wait JEFF IS THAT MY THONG?!

BEN: I HEARD THONG

Jeff: Where are my wings?! *looks behind him* See you! *starts to run in a circle and chase his wings*

Xena: Well, I'm about to go over Emiley's so...LEAVE DEM QUESTIONS! ALSO CHECK OUT MY MONSTER (JEFF THE KILLER LOVE STORY) PLEASE AND ALSO GO CHECK OUT SMOSHIE_FOREVER 'S NEW BOOK ME & YOU FEATURING XENA!

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