This is for my wonderful Australian friend, Annie! I hope you lurve it ❤❤
Right I ship you with Calum from 5SOS and Harry from 1D!!
Calum: Cannie
Harry: Hannie
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"So, you mean to say that before we actual met, we already met?" Luke asked me while we were visiting my family.
"Yeah, it was the best day of my life! Of course after that day you proposed..." I replied. That day was wonderful.
Flashback:
"Annie, babe, come on. I have a surprise for you," I heard a voice that brought me from my sleep.
"Go away, Luke. I'm sleeping."
"No, please, babe. For me?" I just knew he was giving me that puppy dog face.
"Oi! You, Annie, get your ass up before we dump this water on you!" I could hear Ashton yelling from downstairs.
I knew then that I should get up. I may live in Australia, but I still hate cold water. I still can't believe though that I'm actually dating Luke Hemmings.
He's just perfect. He's handsome, funny, smart, talented, tall, fit, strong, charismatic when he isn't shy, but Luke is mine. Sometimes, I get so insecure that he will leave me for someone better. somebody prettier, smarter, and overall better.
Yet, he never has. I hope he never does, but when you date someone as wonderful as Luke, you can't help it.
"Oh good! You're finally down here! Girls, they always take twice the amount necessary," Mikey joked around.
"Whatever, idiot. Hey, where's Luke? He seemed pretty adamant about getting me down here and now he isn't even here," I questioned the three boys.
"He's sick and dyin-"
"He's takin a big dump i-"
"He joined a circus becau-"
"Shut up! Ashton, speak," I interrupted the babbling boys.
"He's taking a big dump in the neighbor's bathroom since he didn't want you to know that he has a really bad case of diarrhea," Ashton explained.
Idiot.
"Liar! He actually wanted to break up with you and didn't know a good way to do it so he joined the circus. That's your surprise. Surprise," Calum said, as well.
What do you know, another idiot.
"Don't listen to those losers, Annie. Luke is actually sick and dying in the hospital from cholera. He just figured out like 9.7 minutes ago and we called the ambulance and they took him away, but you were too late so you couldn't say goodbye. You can't go now and talk to him because he is in quarantine for safety. Sorry, Annie. Luke did have a dying request though, since he can't sexually please you anymore it's now my job to do so," Mikey finished off with a wink in my direction.
Oh look at that, another perverted idiot.
"What the hell is actually wrong with you guys?" I questioned and shook my head.
They then started to creepily smile at something behind me, "I swear if this is another clown prank I will personally cut off each of your balls and feed it to the dogapus(1)." And that's when I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around.
"Okay, I'm finally doing this. Yeah, I can do this. Who the hell am I kidding? Of course I can't. Wait, you big pussy. You can do this," the rambling, lovable idiot sighed. "Annie, will you marry me? Please?"
Wow, so sentimental.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Say yes you damn fool!"
"YES!"
End of flashback:
"And that was the best thing I've ever done. Now we should get back to wedding planning don't you think?" Luke said before kissing my cheek.
"Alright, you two lovebirds, did you choose a color theme yet?" Mom asked when she reentered the room.
Yup, this is how I liked it. No other way I would have it.
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(1) Dogapus is something that Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory came up with. It's a hybrid of a dog and octopus.
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