One day a man decided to retire...He booked himself on a Caribbean
cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the
ship sank.He soon found himself on an island with no
other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.After about four months, he is lying on the
beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to
the shore.In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you
come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island
where I landed when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have
a row boat wash up with you."
"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some
raw material I found on the island.The oars were whittled from gum
tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sidesand stern came from a Eucalyptus
tree."
"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman.. "On the south side
of the island, a very unusual stratumof alluvial rock is exposed.
I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted
intoductile iron I used that to make
tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says.So, after a short time of rowing, she soon
docks the boat at a small wharf.As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls
off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree
house.While the woman ties up the rowboat with an
expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb
struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually,"It's not much, but I call it
home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take
another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a
still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"Trying to hide his continued amazement, the
man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.After they exchange their individual
survival stories, the woman announces,"I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable.
Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the
bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the
bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razormade from a piece of tortoise bone.
Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end
inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"When he returns, she greets him wearing
nothingbut some small flowers on tiny vines, each
strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias.She then beckons for him to sit down next
to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,"We've both been out here for
many months.You must have been lonely. There's
something I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've
been longing for, right?"She stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows
excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,"You've built a Golf Course ?"
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