Things To Do when Your Bored

Things to do at a supermarket

TeeHee. I was bored so i wrote this! :D

P.S How did the elevator things go? (:

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THINGS TO DO AT A SUPERMARKET

-Ram other people's cart with yours, Then apologize and tell them your hand slipped

-Leave a bread crumb trail as you shop :D

-Follow someone around buying exactly what they buy

-Grab a bottle of perfume/soap and sniff loudly, Then moan, "MMM! THATS SMEELLS SOOO GOOD"

-Nod vigorously and interrupt someones convo, "Uh uh! Yes! Awesome"

-Chant "Spam" as you ship down the aisles

-Stand in the cereal section and hold up a box of Lucky Charms when someone walks by then say, "Did you eat Lucky charms today, Cause your looking Magically delicious!" Then giggle and run away

-Hold up two objects that are exactly the same an compare the differences with an intense stare...Y'knwo i think i'll just explain it down there..

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For example..

-Holds up two boxes of the exact same food-

-Stare at it intently-

When people start to notice you move closer toward them and whisper, "Hey, What the difference between these two?"

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- Tell other people that your a bee and your going to sting 'em! >:D

-Tell a stock boy that you had an accident in aisle 78 and wait till he figures out there is NO such aisle. Then run for it.

- Build a fort out of canned food. TeeHee

- Buy a candy that's worth one dollar or more and pay in pennies!

-Sit in a shopping cart and bark if anyone comes to close. "Bark bark!"

-Scream "That's mine" as someone puts an item into their cart then start glaring

-When someone pickes up a piece of fruit whisper and tell them you saw the stock boy drop it.

- Start, "bawking" when people pick up cooked chicken. Then in a high pitched voice squeal, "Doooon't eaat meee!" Then bawk and run away

-Open all the cereal boxes and take out the prizes

-Try to buy a single grape. If  the shop attendant refuses to let you do so, Scream "This is an outrage! I'm going to ____" And list another shop such as, Walmart. Or superstore..

-Tell other shoppers that you are now invisible and they can't see you.
Then dance around and make faces at them.

-Get inside someone's cart when they're not looking and when they see
you, shout "Da Da" or "Ma Ma" (depending on the gender of the
shopper).

-Follow someone around and beep everytime they look at your or talk to you

-Run up to another shopper, tap them on the shoulder and scream "Tag
you're it!!!" Giggle like a maniac and run for it

-Ask other shoppers to kiss your boo-boo

-Make snowballs out of the frost in the freezers and throw them at people :D You better run fast

-Start yelling at everyone about the price of creamed corn

-Walk up to another shopper and start trading items with them.

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Imagine this:

You: "Soo uh, Would you like this banana for your rice crispies!?"

HAHA!

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-Stand by the dairy case “mooing”. Ahh, I love doing this

-“Accidentally” bump into someone. Then follow them around apologizing
and pleading with them not to press charges.

-When walking by another shopper pretend that your contact fell into their
cart. Take every item out of the cart in search of your “lost” contact.
When the cart is empty and all the items are on the floor, say “Opps...it
was in my eye the whole time, sorry”, and then walk away.

Let's hope you don't wear glasses!

-Ask other shoppers if they will play patty-cake with you.

If they say yes: Blink and say "Sorry, I forgot how to play" And leg it.

If they say no: Scream and say, "SHE/HE IS ABUSING MEE, CHILD HELP! PLEASE! STRANGER HELP ME"

- Roller blade through the store

Lasst one! <3

-Pick up a banana and say “Hello”? Then give the banana to another
shopper and say that it’s for them. Tap you’re foot impatiently and look
at your watch. After a few seconds say, “could you hurry up, other
people would like to use the banana too you know”.

HAHA BANANA PHONE! <3

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