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All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe

Chapter 9...I think

I heard annoying voices waking me. Goddamn did they not understand I was trying to sleep?! UGH, and this pounding headache was not working wonders on my mood. "BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!" I yelled out drunkenly, slurring my words. I wanted to be a part of the conversation too ^•^! OWWWW that hurt. Not helping my situation -_-. I wish I had my Sebastian plushy, he makes everything better. You cant ever go wrong with Sebastian Michealis. His black hair, red eyes that went pink when he was angry. Before I new it I had a lady boner and was making a kissy face.

Why can't he be real, I sighed out. "Scar are you okay?" some random boob told me. Damn boob! Cant you see I'm trying to rape Sebastian Michealis in my head!? And after I was planning to have an orgy with my other anime obsessions :(. I had my whole day planned out but I guess that wasn't happening now. "SCAR!"someone else yelled in my ear. Now I was angry. I shot my fist out in the air and felt it connect with something soft and fleshy.

"FINISH HIM!" the little imaginary voice in my head said. I named him Kevin, he likes when I give people swirlies and wedgies :3. I heard groans and felt a smirk make its way on my face. "That's what you get you cock block." I muttered and shot my fist out again; what?! my brain said finish him! Now I wanna play Mortal Combat -_-. I attempted to open my eyes but once the deadly rays of light started making its way into my eye sockets I screamed and rolled off the stiff bed I was in. Did they not know I was a vampire?! " THIS IS NOT A DRILL, NOT A DRILL!! who the hell am I kidding it is a drill! CLOSE THE BLINDS, block the sun out with your mums fat ass, I'll even stop being Atheist for a day, anything just TURN THE GOD DAMN SUN OFF!!" I heard some feet running to close the blinds and I sighed in relief.

Finally! I opened my eyes fully and looked around me. There was about two nurses in the room sending me disapproving glares, :D well fuck you too! I looked around me and saw that I had knocked down that thingy that checks your heart beat and an IV. Sprawled out on the ground was Jared. Awww poor Jared, I thought it was someone else I had decked. I'm going to have to get him a present for that.... what do gay guys like for presents.... eh ill ask him later.

Wait there for a second, IV+me=needle fucking jabbed into my arm...I looked at my arm and saw the needle stuck in awkwardly... "Did I turn into a vampire you guys? The IV's putting blood in my arm and I have the urge to just put the blood in a Styrofoam cup and drink it with a straw! Like that Bella bitch in Breaking Dawn" I said excitedly looking around for a cup. "No but I'm pretty sure we should go call the nearest insane asylum." Peter the female dog said. "Don't make me murder you whore >.> I know a few things that could make you die slowly and painfully." I guess he believed me (which he should) because he hid behind Skylar.

I patted myself on the back, it seems like I'm getting scarier the longer I stay here! Except I wish the main reason I came here would still have been the same. I sent a sad look at Sky-sky's back as he was talking to one of the nurses but looked away when he turned around and looked at me. Shaking the thoughts out of my head I asked the question I've been dieing to ask since I woke up in the over sterilized room, "Why the fuck am I here?" Jared, Peter, and Skylar looked at each other and pushed Peter in front of me.

"Yes?" I asked him with an expectant look, "Well I pushed you off me 'cause you where poking my moobies and you hit your head on a corner of the counter..." he trailed off awkwardly rubbing the back of his head. I gave him a devilish smile "So you admit it!! You do have moobs!"

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Okay as you can see this is how much effort I've put into this chapter...NONE AT ALL!!!! ITS SO DAMN FUCKING SHORT!

I'm sorry I've just been sooo busy...PFFTTT well wasn't that the biggest lie Ive ever told XD so I've been completely unbusy but I just haven't been in the mood for writing and I haven't been able to get any good ideas. I have a shit load of ideas for one of my other stories but yet again I haven't been in the mood for writing -_-. CURSE ME AND MY PROCRASTINATION!!! I'd say I do homework but I'd be lying once again :D. I have an obsession with Asian things so any good JROCK, JPOP, KPOP, etc. bands you like, tell me and I'd be happy to listen to them. As well as other stuff. Anyways I know for a fact 99% of you don't give 2 shits about what the fuck I've been ranting about and to be honest I wouldn't either. so blah blah blah rant rant rant Ill upload when I can.