We Are Married?! (PUBLISHED under Pop Fiction)

Chapter Fifty Four

“Should I call you a dickhead right now?”

“What??”

“Or maybe a faggot.”

“Seriously Ralph—“

“Oh! Wait meron akong naisip na mas maganda. Douchebag Alcanta—“

“Yung totoo Ralph I didn’t call you to call me names I’m aware of being right now.” Walang emosyong sabi ni Lawrence. Napatawa naman ng marahan si Ralph.

“I’m just reminding you. I saw the news you know.” Sabi ni Ralph at tsaka ginaya ang boses ng nagbabalita. “Flash report! Natalie Sanchez out with her new boyfriend? Infairness brad, ganda ng shades mo ha paarbor.”

“Di ko alam kung tama bang tumawag ako sayo o mali kang sinagot mo yung tawag ko.” Medyo inis na sabi ni Lawrence. Obvious naman na lahat na ata ng tao masama tingin sa kanya ngayon. As always, sya nanaman.

“Why are you keeping up with her and her little games she’s a bitch.” Sabi ni Ralph.

“I know, I just have to. Wag ka ngang magkailang wala kang kaalam-alam sa lahat ng nangyayari ngayon.” Sagot ni Lawrence. Ayaw lang naman niya madamay si Noneen sa mga kalokohan ni Natalie. Kaya sacrifice, nga naman konting tiis na lang. Isang taon lang naman ang usapan nila di ba?

“Ewan ko sayo brad, kung ako yan di ako papayag sa gusto niya. Seriously? For a year?? Just because she threatens you to harm Noneen and spread the not so awesome news that you two are married even if you guys aren’t legal here in the Philippines bwisit naubos English ko don.” Napapunas naman si Ralph sa ilong niya.

Napailing si Lawrence. Akalain mo nga naman magkakasundo sila miske minsan parang awkward pa rin pag naguusap sila. “Then don’t be a trying hard. Speak tagalong, no big deal.”

“Hah, I don’t want to. You’re speaking in English so am I!” Proud na sabi ni Ralph.

“Lumalayo na tayo sa topic eh. Ayusin mo nga buhay mo Ralph.”