A simple question

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

Julius Caesar: It came, it saw, it crossed.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

WHO: To further spread Avian Flu to another unprepared country.

RICHARD STALLMAN: The software that controlled the chicken should be freely available and open for all to see.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

TONY BLAIR : I agree with George.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

MAC: No reasonable chicken owner would want a MAC chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

OSI community: To become open source

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Morpheus (Matrix) : To get out of the Matrix

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Linus Torvalds: No it was a penguin,chicken is not capable of crossing road.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Emerson: The chicken didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

David Attenborough(Animal planet): And as we watch the lone chicken undertake this hazardous journey, we can only wonder at the awesome nature of this dangerous, yet necessary, migration.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Mel Gibson : Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??

C++ PROGRAMMER: chicken->CrossRoad() was called from chicken->GetOtherSide()

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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