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Hi everyone!

This is just a little book that I'm gunna fill with quotes or facebook likes that I find on the net :3

Hope you all like it :)

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Quote Number One:

An english professor wrote the words: ''A woman without her man is nothing'' on the chalkboard. He asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: ''A woman, without her man, is nothing.''
All the females in the class wrote: ''A woman: without her, man is nothing.''

Quote Number Two:

Edward: I could kill you in seconds. So shutup.
Jacob: What are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?!

Quote Number Three:

"Girl is over her boyfriend house"
Boy:(Playing Xbox)
Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad)
Boy:Whats wrong babe?
Girl:Oh nothin
Boy:(Turns off Xbox)
Girl:Why did you stop playing?
Boy:Cause my baby girl is more important than my xbox
Girl:Awh(smiles)
Boy:(cuddles with her in bed)
Boy:I love you
Girl:I love you too
Boy&girl:(stare into each other eyes)
Girl:(Fall asleep in boys arms)♥ ^^^^^^haha ... i wish...

Quote Number Four:

A guy just asked me out. hes funny, hes sweet, he can dance, and he really likes me. I said no because i only like him as a friend. Now he won't txt me and i feel insanely horrible.... Like if anything like this has ever happened to u.

Quote Number Five:

Girls will say ther are ok, even when they are not. They try to convince themselves they are over you. Boys, you never realized what was staring you in the face. She loved you and you screwed up. Goodluck finding someone as good as her.

Quote Number Six:

Dear Boys,
If she bites her lip, it means she wants to kiss you.
If she fidgets with her hands, it means she wants to hold your hand.
If she blushes, it means she loves your smile.
If she smiles, it means she thinks your cute.
If she laughs, it means she thinks the moment couldn't be better.
If she looks at you a lot, it means she doesn't want you to go.
If she talks to you daily, it means that you're the only who can make her feel better.
If she fixes her shirt, it means she wants you to grab who around the waist.
If she has her hands crossed around her chest, it means she wants a hug.
&if she does all of these things... well, then she loves you.

Quote Number Seven:

10 God's Greatest Gifts
1: Peace and hope through the hard times
2: The knowledge you are not alone
3: Family
4: Pets that love you unconditionally
5: Prayer and a relationship with him
6: Forgiveness
7: Music and other ways to express yourself
8: Your soulmate
9: A special purpose for your life
10: Those little things that make life worth living

Quote Number EIght:

-Dude, do you remember the name of that techno song we heard last night?
-There was a lot of songs
-it went like da deh da da da da deh da da da da deh da da da da deh da da da da deh da da da
-Oh man i love that song

Quote Number Nine:

Find the Gay person; 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 -Can't do it? -That's because they're humans too and we're all the same. Like if you agree.

Quote Number Ten:

HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! "Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot"���..AHHH!!

Quote Number Eleven:

Teacher: Ok, whoever answers my next question can go home.
*A boy throws his bag out of the window*
Teacher: Who threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm going home!