1. What is the most conspicuous thing you have ever snuck into a movie theater? (besides a person)
{really? nothing? or are you just afraid to admit it?}
2. Were you a Barney kid or a Blue’s Clues kid?
Barney kid all the way!
{Does BARNEY make you want to wag your tail? Blue's Clues is the epitome of awesome.}
3. Have you ever tried foreign candy? I have. Asian candy sucks.
Yes, italian candy is AMAZING so is korean and japanese candy
{mkay, well, the Chinese candy I had was awful.}
4. Do you actually know CPR, or did you get the certification and forget how to do it a week later?
I learned how to do it last year but I can only remember some of it
{glad you're honest. Don't try to save my life if I drown.}
5. How many toes are in your shortest story? Include those of minor characters and all classmates in a school setting.
{seriously? You're too lazy to count multiples of ten? C'mon! I'd do it for you, but I'm too lazy.}
6. Do any of your characters play the ukulele? (that would be a good idea if not)
{It's a yes or no question... Guess that's a no...}
7. Unicycle or motorcycle?
Motorcycle even though they scare the crap outta me
{and unicycles DON'T? Have you ever seen a fifteen-year-old boy ride a unicycle? Scary...}
8. If you were the last person in your country, (but there might be people over the ocean), and you were starving, and the only source of transportation you had was a plane built in the 1970s, and all you had available to you that was semi-edible was a live deer, half a dead squirrel, and whatever poisonous fish you found when your plane crashed in the ocean, would you attempt to prank call your dead sister as a final goodbye?
YES!
{how sweet.}
9. What’s my favorite color? The right answer gets an ad from me.
purple.
{nope. good guess, though.}
10. Do you have any cool scars?
I have a half moon scar on my right knee that I got from falling on the parking lot when I was jumping over hurdles for track
{Sweet!}
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