Letters to the Narcissistic Companion

Matt,

     I don't even know why I'm doing this. Fuck Shawna, man. She made me do this. So um, just so you know, my friend finds you to be.. "hot." Sorry if this freaked you out. Don't ask how I got your locker combination. I just did.

-Adelie

P.S. Sorry if this is sudden, but, do you like her back? Her name's Shawna. Blonde hair, brown eyes? Yeah, you better tell me. Or she's gonna kill me.

P.P.S. Sorry for the random cuss word.

P.P.P.S. Don't throw this away. I want you to reply and tell me what you think.

(Found on a blue sticky note in locker T69875)