Hi. My name is Taylor, and Artemis Fowl is possibly... no. it IS my favorite book in the entire universe! :D I thought of this first without Artemis in it, but once I added his name for the fun of it, I just started adding and adding and adding! It's not finished, of course, but it's the only fan fiction I've ever done, because I used to think fan fiction was tacky... BUT I DON'T NOW, SO DON'T YOU WORRY ONE BIT! ^u^ ...

Characters of Artemis, Butler, Holly, Foaly, and all mentioned characters in the text that appear in any Artemis Fowl book are not mine, they belong to the greatest author of all time: EOIN COLFER!!! Only a couple of these people are from my imagination.

So here it be: