Rogue black holes

-"X'oie, is the black hole in galaxy 4785739573.345 in order?"

-"I believe so Ret'ie't. Although the one in galaxy 985639743.5 is becoming restless. We must be cautious."

I bet you didn't know that intelligent life forms created black holes.

The scientific theory about how "dead stars create black holes"? Pah. Bunch of space junk. The truth is, intelligent life forms five hundred million light years away from the core of your galaxy create these voids to suck up dead stars, black dwarfs and so on. That's where the "dead stars create black holes" idea came from. We do this to clean up the space junk, allowing easier space jumping for our kind, and many others.

But now, the black holes are getting out of control. They never listen to their masters anymore. Now they swallow up innocent planets, killing thousands of alien life forms. 

What? You think you can live through a black hole? I heard humans had a small brain, but to think this? Very idiotic. The spagettification kills you, no one has ever survived it. If you did, you would be thrown into a random piece of space, you would never find your way back home. Ever.

So while we, the lifeforms, work this out. Please live in caution.

There are rogue black holes wandering the universe, if I were you, I'd keep my eyes open.