:D You are seriously going to LOVE this chapter which is filled with thee most awesome puns EVER!!! :D
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1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
4. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
5. The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
6. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
7. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
8. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
9. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
10. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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;D That was chapter three I hope you enjoyed it and I really want to know what you thought of it to please post your comments on my book I would really appreciate it :)
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Random:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D
