The Wedding Contract (Prologue to Contract 84)

The Wedding Contract

The Wedding Contract

written by blueberrymilkshake

Prologue

"WEDDING CONTRACT?! Wedding Contract tawag mo dito?? Ano to kasal?" at tinaasan niya ako ng isang kilay

"I wrote this so I have the rights to call it whatever I want." I named it wedding contract because this is already the ceremony of our fake marriage.

"Weird." Bulong niya, can't blame her for being slow.

"Pero, pwede naman kaseng rules ang regulations na lang." biglang dagdag niya.

I sighed, this is why I hate dealing with stupid people, alin ba sa mga sinabi ko ang hindi niya maintindihan?

"Okay okay relax, kaya ka nagmumukhang matanda eh." She said while showing her stupid smile.

"okay are you done?" she looks confused but still nodded her head.

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Wedding Contract

1. No skinship or physical contact, if my grandmother and the others are not around.

2. Do not touch anything in my house without my permission.

3. Do not enter my room without my permission.

4. You must obey me, no BUTS!

5. I'm allowed to kiss you if we need to.

6. Do not seduce me.

7. No one should know about our secret.

8. Once you sign this contract, there's no turning back, and

9. DON"T YOU EVER DARE TO FALL INLOVE WITH ME.

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"Okay, sign it." sabay abot ko sakanya nung papel.

"T-teka?! pake-explain mo nga muna!" gulat na sabi niya.

"I see." I smirked.

"Walang nakakatawa sa sinabi ko."

"Okay, listen because this will be the first and last time that I'll explain this to you."

"Number one, No skinship or physical contact, if my grandmother ang the others are not around. Obviously, wag mo kong hahawakan, yayakapin, o kung ano pa man kapag wala na tayo sa harap ng lola ko at ng mga taong nakaka-alam na mag-asawa tayo."

"Hah? Yang number one na yan naiintinidhan ko! At syempre! Kadiri kaya! Pero teka, dapat ba pati sa mga kakilala ko, magpapanggap tayo?"

"of course, in order for it to be effective."

"Ano?! Teka pati mga kaibigan at kamag anak ko lolokohin ko?!"

"You have no choice, baka magpa-imbistiga ang lola ko, mabuti nang sigurado."

"P-pero..."

"You want this job or not?!" at natahimik siya.

"Fine then, I'll look for someone else." I was about to take the contract when she shouted,

"Oo na!" I smirked.

"Number two, Do not touch anything in my house without my permission, you're going to live in my place, and it doesn't mean na pwede mo nang gawin lahat ng gusto mo sa bahay ko."

"W-wait?! Titira ako sa bahay mo?! Hindi pwede!"

"May mag-asawa bang hiwalay ang bahay?"

"Meron, LDR." I was dumbfounded, "Do we look like in an LDR?"