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You're like .....

* You're like my kulangot...because You're hard to get.

* You're like my kuto...
I can't get you outta my head.

*You're like my pustiso...
I can't smile without you.

*You're like a suppository...you bring out what's bad in me.

*You're like a yosi vendor...
you give me HOPE and MORE.

*You're like my shoes...
You're always there, wherever I go.

*You're like constipation...
you take my breath away.

*You're like my sweat...
you relieve me when I'm hot.

*You're like SM...because you've got it all for me