Cheesy Pick Up Lines xD

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Pickup Line Time People!!!!!!!!

i know its alot of pickup lines but eh i was bored and i still cant finish the third chapter of 'To The Beat Of Our Heart' so yeah Read if you wish and dont forget to comment and vote xD

*On a scale of 1 to 10....... your a 9 and im the one you need

>You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

>Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

>If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

>Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

>It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

>If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

> If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

>If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

>I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

>I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

> Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

>See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

> A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

>Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

> I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

>Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

>Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

>Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

> Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

> I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

> People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

>I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

> Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

> I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

> I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

>Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

>I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

>There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

>Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

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