Your Dog Humped My Leg! by TheShyGirl


-Prologue-

I hate you, you stupid dog.
I can't believe you fucked that guy's leg. That's your second time, the first time, you humped an old man's leg, but he didn't seem to mind, he was just smiling. O_o
BUT this guy, this guy is mad. I guess old men don't mind being humped on the leg by a dog, but younger guys do.
Look what you got me into.
I'm a slave T-T

Yes, I'm talking to my dog. T_Ta I blame him! But I can't blame him for long...right?


Chapter 1

"Take your dog for a walk, he's getting fat," My dad said coming inside the house putting his suitcase on the ground.

I was being lazy watching TV with my lazy butt on the couch.

"Why? Just let him be fat." I whined. I didn't want a dog in the first place. I wanted a fish. You see, fishes are easier to take care of, they are less work. You just have to clean their water once in a while, and feed them like three times a day, they're quiet, and if they die, you can just flush them down the toilet.

While for dogs, you have to hear them whine and whine, bark, clean up their poop, take them for bathes. And make sure they don't get eaten. Oh, and they cost alot of money to take care of as well; going to the vet, and all those dog food.

"Now Park MinJi," My dad said, "I'll take away your cell phone and laptop if you don't take him for a walk."

Ah, no, I can't last without my cell phone or laptop. T-T
That's too painful.


I quickly got up and putted on my shoes. I went and got the leash and putted my cell phone in my pocket in case he takes it away from me; then went to the backyard to get my dog.


As I went to the backyard, my dog, 'doggie' was in his dog house.


"Hey, time for a walk," I said and he quickly got out the doghouse and ran towards me.
I putted leash on him and took him to the park.


When I got to the park, I was tired so I sat down on the bench. I sort of tied up the leash to the bench and took out my cell phone. I putted on headphones and started to listen to some music that was in my cell phone.


It was barely 2 minutes onto my music, when a guy disturbed it. That guy was screaming, I looked to see where my dog was. My eyes widen when I saw what my dog was doing.




He was fcuking a guy's leg.



O_O



The guy was trying to shake off my dog off his leg, but that didn't work.

"Get this perverted dog off of me!" the guy screamed and I went and got my dog off him.
I couldn't help but laugh.


"Stop laughing!" He yelled at me. I continued to keep laughing and laughing.

"Is this your dog?" He asked while I was in my laughing mood. I just nodded my head and laughed my lazy butt off.

"Stop laughing!" He yelled louder at me. I stopped.

" " The guy that got his leg fcuked.

"" Me

"Your dog humped my leg!" He didn't yell it out, but he said it out loud and clear for me to hear.

"So?" I acted like nothing was wrong.


"So? I am traumatized here! All thanks to that b.tch." he pointed at my dog.

I looked at my dog; my dog doesn't look like a girl, does it?

"Don't call my dog a b.tch, he's not even a girl. It's a B O Y"

It looked like he was thinking up something to say. In which he was.



"Fine, BOYTCH."



I made a weird face, boytch? That's something new, take out the BI and add in the BOY to the word and you make 'Boytch'


My dog humped an old man's leg before, but he didn't seem to mind.


"Your dog humped my leg," He said angrily, "Now you have to pay me back."

His eyes looked like it was on fire; his fist was made into a ball. Don't tell me you hit girls.

I bent down to 'speak' to my dog. "Stupid dog." Then I looked up at the guy, "I don't have any money with me."

He rolled his eyes, "I'm not talking about money."

So...if he's not asking for money, then what exactly is he talking about? Being his girlfriend? Eww, no way!

Ohh! If he doesn't want money, does that mean he wants to eat my dog's poopie dookie?


"Then what is it? You're going to eat my dog's poopie?" I asked him

"HECK NO," He yelled, "You're going to be my SLAVE"

Did he just say...S L A V E?



"WHAT?! NO!" I yelled back at him.

I stood back up and stared at him. What do I look like? Some homeless hobo that needs money so I'll be a slave? My family is rich.


Besides, I don't even know who the heck this guy is. Wonder if he's a hobo that made my dog fcuk his leg.


He took my cell phone out of my hands. Craps, I forgot I was holding my cell phone