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Jeff: *runs downstairs and flashes everyone* LOOK AT MY MAGICAL JUGS!!!!!!

Slendy: *faceless facepalm*

Xena: Curse you BART BAKERRRRRR!!!!!!!

EliseMesatsdiNingrat asks: Sup! And my real name is Amy. But my user name is Elise.

Jeff: That makes so much sense!! Xena does the same thing!

Xena: *tackles Jeff* XENA GRACE IS MAH REAL NAME!!!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!

2 things. 1)Everyone do you like sonic the hedgehog? I do!

BEN: Original Sonic? no. Sonic.Exe? HE'S MAH BROOOOOOOO!!!!!!

2)my new book is called Psycho Love. I'll publish it later this week. Actually you know what? I posting the first two chapters up now! The rest later.. Hope you read it and love you E.J!

Xena: It's in my library! I haven't had time to read it but I'm about to leave to go to a Sigur Ros concert so I'll try to read it on the way there! :D

Jeff: Who the f is Seeegore Rooose

Xena: * Sigur Ros, and you're too mainstream.

E.J: I-I-I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! O/////O

Zera_Werewolf (originally The_Twelfth_Doctor) asks: Jane: yes you may XD and for all y'all can we be besties? ^W^

Everyone: BFF'S 5EVRRRRRR!!!!

STEP ASIDE PEASANTS, THE SASS QUEEN IS HERE! JEFFEREY LEE WOODS GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE BEFORE I GET A LAND ROVER AND COME AFTER YOU, TIE YOU UP IN A BODY BAG AND LET EMILEY HAVE HER WAY WITH YOU. yes I would do that. I should be a creepypasta >:D

Jeff:.....Merp... *cowers in fear*

Emiley: YOUR MY NEW BESTFRIEND

NekoPockyDesu asks: To Slenderman, did you know you have a cousin name Doc Scratch? What are your thoughts on him?

Slendy: NO I NEVER KNEW I HAD A LONG LOST LOST COUSIN!!!! I MUST FIND HIM!!!

To Hoodie: How do you feel about beating the shit out of Alex in entry 76?

Hoodie: PRETTY BUFF

Jeff: Pfffft

Jkzzrd asks: For one thing I'm not a peasant Slendy, and for all of you: If you were to write a book, what would you write about and why?

BEN: The evils of water

Jeff: BIRDS. CAW!

Liu: How to kill secretly kill your little brother's arch nemesis without anyone realizing she's gone

Slendy: *looks around* I just noticed Jane was gone....

Jeff:.....I love you

Slendy: Anyways.. I would write about the underworld for the humans to read

Xena; I would write about Jeff and BEN having sex

Everyone:.......

smoshie_forever asks: Hey guys! This is kinda serious. My life ain't doin so well. My parents are always yelling at me, I'm growing up, my friends are ignoring me...what do I do? :(

Jeff: For whatever reason your parents are yelling at you for, be strong and take it. Don't argue or talk back, it'll just make matters so much worse.

Xena: I know exactly how you feel when you say youre growing up. Honestly, just this morning I realized I'm going to be 15 in December and I'll be driving this upcoming summer. I'm terrified to grow up, and I really don't want to. But, everyone's got to at one point. Enjoy your youth while you can

Jeff: And as for your friends? They shouldn't be ignoring you if their your friends. Try to talk them and find out what's going on, and try to fix it. And just remember Cami, If you ever need someone to talk to and to be your friend, your Pasta Family is right here waiting for you. :) *hugs you*

ChristohperHernand99 asks: Dear Slendy, what is the most horrific way you could murder me?

Slendy: YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW

RedDupaya asks: Hey there! Question, if all of you weren't killers and were human, can I take your guys life.

Everyone: NO!!! TT-TT

oh and heres a knife *gives a knife* and one more thing. *kisses Jeff on the lips*

Jeff: REDUPAYA WHAT ARE YOU- *gets cut off by the kiss* O////O

Emiley: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

BEN: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

Slendy: Before a whole battle starts were going to end this so B- I mean Xena can go to her Sigur ros concert. Leave your questions below and we'll do them!

Xena: Oh and question: Do you guys want me to keep censoring any swear words or just say them? Let me know! :) BAI!!!

 

 

 

 

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