In the event of a zombie apocolypse (come on, you know you're secretly excited about it!) you need to know how to survive. Which is probably why you came to this page. I will give you all the information you need to know, and few laughs along the way! Enjoy my little soon-to-be zombie survivers!
First off, thank you GrimReader, for giving me permission to make this as inspiration from your "7 reasons I'd Die In A Zombie Apocolypse" it was rather funny.
Second, I've read alot about the great zombie apocolypse (via the good ol' internet) I also came across www.fvza.org(The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency(yea, the government...))
Third, I don't know about you, but I love getting a good scare every know and again. Let's face it, there's nothing more scary than either killing your family or getting eaten by them because they've turned into zombies. I'd much rather deal with a giant shark than a world full of angry flesh eating zombies... i can stay away from th ocean.
So, without further adu, I give you HOW TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!
i also need a cover. anyone care to make meh one? :D