*GUYS SO I KNOW I DID THIS ONE ALREADY BUT JUST READ IT!!!! I SAW IT AND IT WAS SOOO RANDOM AND I JUST HAD TOO!!! XD*
Luke-You lay on the ground, clutching your stomach and groaning at the pain of it. Just then you heard the door open and close. “Y/N, I’m home!” He walks into the living room to find you in the fetal position. “Um you’re not on your period are you?” He asked, sounding sympathetic. You nod, pouting out your bottom lip. He turned around, grabbing his coat. “Well then see you in 3-7 days depending on flow.” You stare at him in shock as he leaves you alone.
Calum- “Stop moaning Jesus Christ Y/N.” “Calum I have really bad cramps I can’t help it.” He groans and rips your face off. “There.” He takes the blankets and pillows and leaves to sleep on the couch, leaving you there to staple your face back on.
Ashton- “I don’t care that your uterus is falling apart I just want you to stop complaining about it.” You narrow your eyes at him, about ready to strike. Just when the time is right, you scissor-kick his balls, leaving him on the ground and grabbing a bowl of ice cream for yourself. You enjoy the rest of the day watching Netflix.
Michael. “God I have such bad cramps.” You give him a weird look. “Michael what the fuck I’m the one who’s on their period. Why do you have cramps?” He rolls his eyes and flips onto his stomach. He pulls out his phone and opens his hipster tumblr page. “You know my name, not my story.” He whispers to himself as he reblogs pictures of oceans and tattoos.
