The Crayon Chronicles

Not all Blondes do Backflips: Paul and George Simms

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George: So why does Lennon get her own interview?

Paul: Yeah, why'd I have to share the spotlight with him?

Chompy: (shrugs) People wanted me to do an interview with the two of you together and we have to give the people what they want, don't we?

Paul: Wouldn't they want an interview with just me? That way, they'd get the full-on awesome and none of the bore –

George: Or they could just have an interview with me and not get all the bullshιt.

Chompy: (clears throat before Paul can argue) That's enough, boys.

Paul: (laughs) You sounded like Mom just then.

Chompy: (glares at Paul) Moving on, can you both state your full names please?

Paul: (snorts) Paul Hubert Simms

George: George Eustace Simms

Chompy: (chokes down a laugh – or tries to) Eustace? Hubert?

George: We were named after the guys from The Beatles and people in our family – our Dad's brothers, actually.

Paul: And if you think our middle names are horrible, you should hear Lennon's. It's -

George: (slaps a hand over Paul's mouth and glares at him) Do you really want her to kill you?

Chompy: Is it really that bad?

Paul: No. Lennon just says it is.

George: Well, it is kind of bad – or I don't know. Still, I think Lennon would murder you if it slipped out of your pie hole.

Paul: You know, this might just be one of those times that you're actually right.

George: I'm almost always right (smiles smugly).

Chompy: (nods) Alright, since I'd very much like to stay alive, I'm going to move onto the next question: nicknames?

George: We don't have any real –

Paul: Liar (slaps a hand over George's face) People call him (points to George) Georgie –

George: And people call him (points to Paul) Pauly.

Chompy: People really call you those names?

Paul: (shrugs) Mom does – Dad too, sometimes. Lennon likes to call us that to piss us off but it's so old and we're so used to it that it doesn't really work (laughs).

George: (nods) What the diva slob just said.

Paul and Chompy: (together) Diva slob?

George: (shrugs) Lennon calls you that sometimes.

Paul: (frowns) Well, she calls you blond Satan.

George: I'd rather be Satan – ruler of the underworld – than a diva.

Paul: Hey, I –