Prank 5: My name is HARG!
I call a high class restaurant and ask them for an order.
I act like a hyper immigrant.
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Reece: Hurro! I want to take an ORDAH!
Girl: No problem sir, what's your name?
Reece: HARG!
Girl: Okay Harg, what would you like to order from our menu?
Reece: NONONONONON! Yoo say it wong! It's HARG!
Girl: Harg. -_-
Reece: HARRRRRG! Why yoo no say it rhye?
Girl: Harrrg.
Reece: Good. Yoo do good. I love yoo.
Girl: Okay sir, your order? (LOL, she doesn't love me back)
Reece: I want to order two pupple around. (Translation: I want to order two people around)
Girl: Sorry sir?
Reece: Two pupple, can I ordah it?
Girl: We don't make that here.
Reece: How can yoo not make pupple? That no possible! I won't be born if other pupple can't make pupple.
Girl: Sorry, sir?
Reece: HA-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! Yoo make too much noise, now listen to me nunuboy! I want to ORDAH two pupple and I want it NOW! (Haha she doesn't even realized I call her nunuboy)
Girl: Sir, we do not have the meal you're talking about.
Reece: Hurray arp!
Girl: Sir, please hold.
*Stupid classical music plays, she calls her supervisor or manager.*
Manager: Good, house of ***** how may we help?
Reece: How, what 'appened here?
Manager: Sir, I understand you're having a problem. If you describe the meal we might be able to make it for you.
Reece: WHYYYYYYYY did that girl call the COPS on meh?
Manager: I'm not a cop sir, I'm the manager.
Reece: That is what the COP would say!
Manager: Sir, if you woul describe the meal we might be able to make it for you. (Vote up for the manager saying he wants to make people?)
Reece: Yoo want to make pupple?
Manager: Yes, if we have the correct supplies.
Reece: Listen here nunugirl! Erbody have the supplies!
Manager: Okay well sir please can you describe the meal, maybe there is an English version of it. (Again, he doesn't even realize I called him nunugirl)
Reece: There is an Engrish version of it; there is an Amrican version of it too. There international version of it all around!
They still don't understand that "pupple" actually means people.
Manager: Sir, what does it consist of?
Reece: Some meat with red likwid around.
Manager: Like wine?
Reece: Well some pupple do have lot wine. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Manager: Uhm what kind of meat?
Reece: I like any kind of meat! I'm no racist.
Manager: Sir, I don't think we have what you're talking about.
Reece: YOOOOOO lie to meh!
Manager: No sir, I promise I'm not lying.
Reece: Yoo go make some pupple in the kitchen and video it!
Manager: Sir, we really don't have what you're talking about. Do you want anything else?
Reece: I want two ordah PUPPLE, nunugirl!
Manager: Unfortunately we don't have this. Have a look at our menu online and order from there. Good day sir.
Reece: Okai bye! I love you! <3
Manager: *laughs awkwardly* Bye, sir.
Reece: Say itttt. Say you love me too?
*Dead Line*
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Of course I call again,
*Rinnng Ringg*
Girl: Hello, House of ******.
Reece: I want the pupple!
Girl: Sir, I have already told you we don't have it.
Reece: Nunubooooooooy! You gots it, I know.
Girl: No sir.
Reece: BONGA.
Girl: Sorry sir, we don't have it.
Reece: Motherrr of my bonga! Why?
Girl: I don't know. -_-
Reece: Yoo smoke?
Girl: Yes sir, why are you even asking?
Reece: You sound like a bic man!
Girl: Sir, I'm hanging up now.
Reece: I love you!
*Dead Line*
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Last call, I promise.
*Ring Ring*
Girl: Hello, house of ********
Reece: Motherrrr of my BONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why yoo only answer phone?
Reece: Yoo is a phone addict.
Girl: Uhm it's my job, sir.
Girl: Sir if you're going to call again we'll have to call the police.
Reece: I knew it! Yoo call cops on meh!
Girl: Not yet.
Reece: Just cos I not from your country, you call cops!
Girl: That's not the reason.
Reece: I take the BAMBOO STICK and I shove up your butt!
Girl: Are you threatening me sir?
Reece: Are you bongering me, nunuboy?
Girl: Sorry?
Reece: I want the pupple! Make some pupple for me!
Girl: Sir we don't-
Reece: HARARAARARARARARA! What yoo say?
Girl: Sir please stop shouting.
Reece: HARG!
Girl: Harg, please stop shouting. (LOL she thinks my name is Harg)
Reece: BONGA!
*Dead Line*
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Yo yo yo, fellow bongas
Hope you enjoyed it, I called them last night so it's kind of a fresh prank. I really don't know when the next upload will be though!
Thanks to Pratistha for the awesome side picture.
I will post the movie quotes in next the How Boys Speak chapter.
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