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Roger Speaks: Facebook- Let the perverts prosper

Roger Speaks: Facebook- Let the perverts prosper

This is just a fun chapter about the art of becoming a pervert. Perverts have become extremely funny over these last few years. I mean the only guy from our group who is 100% perv is Clyde, the rest of us just play around most of the time.

I love acting like a perv on the internet. Sure, most of us would never get the guts to actually say some of the shit we write on Facebook/twitter in real life but that's the beauty of the internet. You can be whoever you want to without people beating you the f*ck up when you go to school on Monday.

For example

1.) When a girl posts new profile picture on Facebook:

What you would say in real life:You look great Betty!

What you would say on the internet:BOOBS.

2.) When somebody changes her relationship status:

What you would say in real life:I'm really sorry Betty!

What you would say on the internet:I'd tap you still.

3.) When someone says they're going into the shower:

What you would say in real life:Enjoy!

What you would say on the internet:Show me your vag.

4.) When a girl talks about a guy she met:

What you would say in real life:Hope he's a good guy!

What you would say on the internet:His penaynay is probably small.

5.) When she uploads an album with her hot friends:

What you would say in real life:Wow you guys seem like you're having fun!

What you would say on the internet:Is that girl with the huge boobies single?

So with that, we had obtained some numbers from online advertisements of people who were looking for an "intimate phone relationship" and decided to give them a call. These people basically paste their numbers on the webpage with a short description of what they're looking for.

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The first girl's ad was relatively normal except she posted it like 50 times already haha. Also she went by the name Redlust. I really think she intended on giving of a vampire effect because she would just grunt randomly.

"24 year old voluptuous lady looking for a bit of phone action. Must have a sexy voice and not older than 40. Xoxoxo. Redlust"

*Ring Ring*

Redlust: *Creepy voice* Helloh.

She lied about being 24 she's probably around 40.

Roger: Hey, is this... uhm Redlust?

Redlust: Yes thus is I. *Grunt*

Roger: Alright, wow you sound hot. (SARCASM) You have a real name, sexy?

Redlust: My name is Redlust. That is what you will call me.

Roger: Uh okay. You wanna get a motel, hotel, holiday inn? (Pitbull's hotel room service)

Redlust: Let's just do it now. *Grunt*

 Every time she would grunt, Reece in the background would suppress his laughter. It made it harder to keep my composure.