Just For Pranks (On Hold For Now)

Chapter 1: Irritating a Chinese Lady from the restaurant kitchen staff

Reece: Say Boobayla!

Chinese Woman: Boob-bai-lay

Reece: Perfecto! What's your name, love?

Chinese Woman: Kaiyo

Reece: Kaiyo, the next time you see your manager I want you to tell him that this restaurant needs Boobayla, okay?

Chinese Woman: Okai sir. Is there anytin else you want to orda?

Reece: Uhmmm... hmmm. Do you have vag-lemein?

Chinese Woman: Wat sir? I no hear you?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! Wat????

Chinese Woman: *Laughs* Sir, wat yoo talk about?

Reece: How can you not serve vag-lemein? I come home from work, I open up my fridge and I want a piece of vag-lemein.

Chinese Woman: Vag-lemeen?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! You're saying it wrong. Vag-le-mine! Say it!

Chinese Woman: Du du du... (I wanted to burst out laughing at her random stuttering)

Reece: What du du du! Say itttttttt!                  

Chinese Woman: Sir I very busy! Peece order sumfin on menu!

Reece: You hurt my feelings.

Chinese Woman: Why sir?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!! Is Gina free yet?

Chinese Woman: Uh du du du, no.

Reece: Hurry up!!!!!

Chinese Woman: For wat?

Reece: Go and see if she's busy!

*She actually listens and walks away and screams GINAAAAAAAAAAH foon call! GINAAAAAAH! Crazy boi phone you!*

Chinese Woman: I tell you shee beezy and you waste time.

Reece: HURRY UP! Take order now!

Chinese Woman: Your order sir?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA!

She calls the manager. I change from my random voice to a sophisticated voice now.

Manager: Hi there, Sir.

Reece: Hello. How are you?

Manager: Good, Sir. Can we help you with something?

Reece: Well I just wanted a couple of dishes but your restaurant doesn't serve it. I think that lady has a problem understanding me.

Manager: Oh, I'm really sorry. Is there anything else we could interest you in?

Reece: No, no. I'll have a look at the menu and call back in the evening.

Manager: Sure. Have a nice day.

Reece: Regards.

*I cut the call*

I phone back like 10 minutes later in hope that the Chinese woman would pick it up.

*Ring Riiing*

Chinese Woman: Herro.

Reece: A LA LA LA! You call the cops on me!

Chinese Woman: I not understand you before, Sir!

Reece: I thought we were friends!

Chinese Woman: Du du du...

Reece: A LA LA LA LA! No du du du here! (I don't know WTF I'm talking about)

Chinese Woman: Sir, you want to take order or not?

Reece: I want Boobayla! NOW!

Chinese Woman: I don't know how to moke it!

Reece: Cook it! Do it! Do it!

Chinese Woman: Du du du...

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! What's du du du? You sound crazy!

Chinese Woman: Sir you come here and order, okai?

Reece: A LA LA LA! Okay!

Chinese Woman: Okai, bye sir.

Reece: Okay! I love you!

Chinese Woman: *Laughs*

Reece: Say it! Say it back! You love me too?

Chinese Woman: No sir!

Reece: A L A LA LA! WAT?

*Dead line*

I call again just to annoy her.

Chinese Woman: Herro

Reece: Say Boobayla! Once you say it you'll remember what I'm talking about.

Chinese Woman: Boob-bai-lay

Reece: I can't hear! Scream it louder!

Chinese Woman: I no have time for diz!

Reece: Listen here, Willy! (I randomly give her a nick name)

Chinese Woman: Sir, peece! You waste tym!

Reece: Big willly! Bigggggggggggggg willy!

Chinese Woman: My name not Willy. (I had to hold my phone away because I couldn't stop laughing)

Reece: Say you love me too?

Chinese Woman: Sir, peece!

Reece: Say it!
Reece: Do it!
Reece: Biggggggg Willy.

*Dead line*

Reece: AAAAAAAH! Why did she cut it! I loved talking to her!

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I actually called them back the next day and ordered a proper take out. I also told the manager that Kaiyo was a brilliant and polite lady who had lots of patience which I admired! (LOL she was a good sport) <3

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Reece