“Hey everyone, today, we’re going to interview some skanky, preppy and non- single girls. I, Casey Williams, am going to interview you girls.” I said. “Do we have to?” asked Minnie. “YES!” I shouted. “For the last time, it’s for homework! And unless I want to get an F in English, then I have to interview you girls, okay?” They all sat down while I was fiddleing with the camera trying to figure out how to put it on "record". Finally, I got the camera going. This is how the interview went.
Casey: How do you feel about romance stories?
Chiristina: I love them. They honestly make me jealous.
Emily: I am in love with them! I sometimes pretend that I’m the girl.
Minnie: Me too!
Casey: Have you ever had a dream where some hot guy fell in love with you?
Christina: No, but I constantly have dreams of Jack which is the only man i've truly loved.
Emily: Aw, that's cute Christina. Anyway, no not really.
Minnie: Only once, but it was with this really fat guy.
Casey: Do six pack abs interest you?
Christina: I like fit boys, but not like, super muscle man. Six pack? Not really. Just firm.
Emily: Hell yeah!
Minnie: I'll take more!
Casey: Were you ever bi-curious?
Chirstina: Ew gross! I need the bananas! (Christina calls the male's private front area bananas because she feels that the other words for a John Thomas are just plain strange or too suggestive.)
Emily: I once asked out some guy who turned out to be a girl at a dance in seventh grade.
Minnie: Oh my god, did that really happen!?
Casey: What male celebrity do you love the most?
Christina: Justin Bieber
Emily: Justin Bieber
Minnie: Justin Bieber
Casey: Seriously? There is no other celebrity you have a crush on!?
Christina: Seriously! Justin Bieber is my dream man!
Emily: Well, I do a little crush on Ashton Kutcher
Minnie: Me too. I have crushes on a lot of different guys like (For five minutes, she kept on naming male celebrities whom she had interest in.)
Casey: What do you think of Justin Bieber? (I shouldn't have said that.)
Christina: BIEBER SIGHTING!? WHERE!? WHERE!?
Emily: JUSTIN, WHERE ARE YOU!? I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW YOU CARE!!!
Minnie: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there!!!!
(Then all the girls began singing that song at the top of their lungs, because obviously, they all have Bieber Fever. A bieber sighting is exactly the same thing to them as a vag sighting for guys, they always hope those two things are nearby. It took me ten fricking minutes to restrain them.)
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Teen FictionThis story is basically spoofs based off of other stories that have way too many clichés in them. They are either real, published books/ movies by real authors, or some stories on Wattpad. The main character is a (of course) teenage girl named Casey...
