Episode Two

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Bones McCoy: Dammit why is Facebook so hard?

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Rosana Bennett: Dont you worry, coz thatz one of the things you all hab to go thru! ;)

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Nyota Uhura:  I think I'm starting to get it... :/

Pavel Chekov: I zertainley zont zet zis.

Victoria: It's not so hard...as time passes by...

Bones McCoy: DISLIKE

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Pavel Chekov: DIZLIKE

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Rosana Bennett: wateba

Spock: Lieutenant Bennett, that is one language I haven't heard of. Have you heard of this Uhura?

Nyota Uhura: nope, THAT is one language I don't know and never will

Victoria: we call it the "chatting language" :] you'll learn. don't worry.

Hiraku Sulu: Sulu here. I have to agree with Commander Spock. It is hard to understand and comprehend these "chatting language". I think periods, commas, capitalization, spelling, and grammar do not exist in this kind of language.

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Spock: Exactly. But I am currently lacking resting time and meditation time. I must go now. Farewell, and have a good night's sleep.

Rosana Bennett: im bored. Victoria, will you come with me to have a snack or two?

Victoria: of course! meet you in 5 mins at the cafeteria!

James T. Kirk: see you there, ladies :))

Victoria: I dont think we asked you Captain, but you are welcome as long as Rosana approves of it

Rosana Bennett: sure, Captain. as long as you'd swear to us that you will remember that Victoria is only 17 and will NOT try to work on us or feed us alcohol. or else i'll kill ya

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James T. Kirk: okay, okay!!! I swear.

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James T. Kirk: BUT

James T. Kirk: WHY

James T. Kirk: DO

James T. Kirk: PEOPLE

James T. Kirk: WANT

James T. Kirk: HER

James T. Kirk: TO

James T. Kirk: KILL

James T. Kirk: ME?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victoria: i think the answer is very obvious... (:

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Bones McCoy: Dammit Jim, stop blowing up my notifications!

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James T. Kirk: fine. sorry bones

Bones McCoy: pfft dammit

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 01, 2014 ⏰

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