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STEAL THIS BOOK By Abbie Hoffman
TABLE OF DISCONTENTS INTRODUCTION AIDING AND ABETTING SURVIVE! 1. FREE FOOD Restaurants Food Programs Supermarkets Wholesale Markets Food Conspiracies Cheap Chow 2. FREE CLOTHING AND FURNITURE Free Clothing Sandals Free Furniture 3. FREE TRANSPORTATION Hitch-Hiking Freighting Cars Buses Airlines In City Travel 4. FREE LAND 5. FREE HOUSING Communes Urban Living Rural Living List of Communes 6. FREE EDUCATION List of Free Universities 7. FREE MEDICAL CARE Birth Control Clinics Abortions Diseases Treated Free 8. FREE COMMUNICATION Press Conference Wall Painting Use of the Flag Radio Free Telephones Pay Phones 9. FREE PLAY Movies and Concerts Records and Books 10. FREE MONEY Welfare Unemployment Panhandling Rip-Offs The International Yippie Currency Exchange 11. FREE DOPE Buying, Selling and Giving It Away Growing Your Own 12. ASSORTED FREEBIES Laundry Pets Posters Security Postage Maps Ministry Attrocities Veteran's Benefits Watch Vacations Drinks Burials Astrodome Pictures Diploma Toilets FIGHT! 1. TELL IT ALL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS Starting a Printing Workshop Underground Newspapers High School Papers G.I. Papers News Services The Underground Press Switchboards 2. GUERRILLA BROADCASTING Guerrilla Radio Guerrilla Television 3. DEMONSTRATIONS Dress Helmets Gas Masks Walkie-Talkies Other Equipment 4. TRASHING Weapons for Street Fighting Knife Fighting Unarmed Defense General Strategy Rep 5. PEOPLE'S CHEMISTRY Stink Bomb Smoke Bomb CBW Molotov Cocktail Sterno Bomb Aerosol Bomb Pipe Bombs General Bomb Strategy 6. FIRST AID FOR STREET FIGHTERS What to Do Medical Committees 7. HIP-POCKET LAW Legal Advice Lawyer's Group Join the Army of Your Choice Canada, Sweden & Political Asylum 8. STEAL NOW, PAY NEVER Shoplifting Techniques On the Job Credit Cards 9. MONKEY WELFARE 10. PIECE NOW Handguns Rifles Shotguns Other Weapons Training Gun Laws 11. THE UNDERGROUND Identification Papers Communication LIBERATE! 1. FUCK NEW YORK 2. FUCK CHICAGO 3. FUCK LOS ANGELES 4. FUCK SAN FRANCISCO INTRODUCTION It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail- that graduate school of survival. Here you learn how to use toothpaste as glue, fashion a shiv out of a spoon and build intricate communication networks. Here too, you learn the only rehabilitation possible-hatred of oppression. Steal This Book is, in a way, a manual of survival in the prison that is Amerika. It preaches jailbreak. It shows you where exactly how to place the dynamite that will destroy the walls. The first section-SURVIVE!-lays out a potential action program for our new Nation. The chapter headings spell out the demands for a free society. A community where the technology produces goods and services for whoever needs them, come who may. It calls on the Robin Hoods of Santa Barbara Forest to steal from the robber barons who own the castles of capitalism. It implies that the reader already is "ideologically set," in that he understands corporate feudalism as the only robbery worthy of being called "crime," for it is committed against the people as a whole. Whether the ways it describes to rip-off shit are legal or illegal is irrelevant. The dictionary of law is written by the bosses of order. Our moral dictionary says no heisting from each other. To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. Community within our Nation, chaos in theirs; that is the message of SURVIVE! We cannot survive without learning to fight and that is the lesson in the second section. FIGHT! separates revolutionaries from outlaws. The purpose of part two is not to fuck the system, but destroy it. The weapons are carefully chosen. They are "home-made," in that they are designed for use in our unique electronic jungle. Here the uptown reviewer will find ample proof of our "violent" nature. But again, the dictionary of law fails us. Murder in a uniform is heroic, in a costume it is a crime. False advertisements win awards, forgers end up in jail. Inflated prices guarantee large profits while shoplifters are punished. Politicians conspire to create police riots and the victims are convicted in the courts. Students are gunned down and then indicted by suburban grand juries as the trouble-makers. A modern, highly
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