CH 1


I sat in the still room perfectly alone. This was the second time that I had taken a visit to the principal's office. I punched this nerd trying to raise his popularity by hacking my locker and stealing my gym clothes ( not cool man).
I barely heard the administrators outside the room discussing my punishment. I could barely make it out, but I believe I heard that I have a suspension... of TWO WEEKS?!?!?! Bull shit! If I'm suspended, ill be off the volleyball team, and that means not being to wink at guys while a spike a ball and push back my auburn hair. HAHA! The other girls hated that! Okay back to reality. Damn.
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Where'd I park my car? Great, first the suspension, then the phone call to my mom telling her how I'm irresponsible and some shitty lies while I could tell she was about to explode with anger, and then, I cant find my car. Just as Erik started walking up to me, my cell phone rang. Its probably another loser trying to get a life, so I ignored the call.
"Hey Tori."
" Oh what's up Erik? You know where my car has gone?" god this kid was cute, but kids aren't really my type; I like the men. HAHA that sounds so cheesy.
" Uh... no, but I was wondering what happened at lunch today. I heard you knocked out Hannah." He hated Hannah as much as I did. She was a total nerd, but I could see her wanting to have friends. I always told her to be you, but I guess she misunderstood and is now totally fake, making her the daily joke. I felt bad until she started pranking me for "giving her bad advice" lol the girl was a loser.
" Yeah, I did. Today it was because she attempted to steal my gym clothes. I caught her running out of the locker room, but I tackled her just in time" I said with a grin. " Oh, and I got two weeks of suspension plus I'm kicked off the volleyball team"
" Sorry man. Did I hear you right? Off of the squad? That's like your life."
" Yeah I know. Sucks completely. I head my mom yelling what I did to my dad through the phone when Ms. Dickface called her," that's the principal's name. She's a total man. "Oh, hey. Mind if I catch you later? I gotta run."
" Yeah that's cool. I'll see you in two weeks," he said sarcastically. " Oh and happy birthday if I won't see you next week,"
" Oh, a thanks for reminding me that doomsday is in five days. Bye Erik," I said to myself as I miraculously found my car. Thank. You. God. Well, I don't exactly believe in God, but whatever. I'm just happy that another jackass didn't steal my rusty old pickup truck. This car held all of my memories: my first kiss, my first drive, m first boyfriend asked me out in there, too, but no sex for me. No I'm not the usual virgin HAHA I still couldn't believe it myself.
My birthday is in five days, and im going to be spending it with Mr. and Mrs. Shitface, a.k.a. my parents. Well, my step dad and my mom. I hate him; he's a total meanie butt because my mouth is black already, I don't want it to get any worse.
The whole ride home, I wondered why my mom had to marry a total jerk that pretends to be Mr. Perfect, then turns around and starts doing eighteen year olds. Sometimes, it sounds like im the adult. HA me, the adult. God... that suspension must have hit me hard because I'm so buzzed out.

COMMENT on wut I shud do for latr. All im gunna say is that sumthin happens on her bday, and she wont be going back to school anytime soon.