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DrNaCl
DrNaCl

Nov 09, 2009
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p The Google Trends Poem

The Google Trends Poem
7/31/09

The bored insatiable beast
Munches lazily on the pointless parts,
So many appendices in one body...
Naked Erin Andrews, needing a blender
To be digestible,
The lifeless Taco Bell dog,
No longer annoying
After a few more clicks,
And Number One today...
Suspended cash for clunkers -
Not pointless, true,
Except that it's gone
For now.
So many Omar Bhattis, Eminems,
And Mariah Careys play, listedly,
With the amazing...fartlek!
(Emil Zatopek reaches from his grave,
And touches the toes
Of no runner he couldn't still whip,
Only Lauren Luke and Greg McMackin,
The housewives of Atlanta,
And a president downing a brew
With a cop and a portly scholar.)
The beast blinks once and yawns.
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