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1. minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla.... 

...para mahulog ka na sa akin. 


2. if you're willing to chase me... 

...i promise, i'll run slow.. (NAKS!) 


3. Boy: miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo saglit. please 

Girl: ok 

Boy: nyak, ayaw naman sumulat miss oh... 

Girl: pwede yan, kakagamit ko lang e 

Boy: weh... cge nga sulat mo number mo? :-D 


4. Use "anyhow" in a sentence.. 

Pacman: Hoy Pidru! Bakit mu kinain ang "anyhow" na manuk na "anyone" ko kay Jengkeh?! 


"Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?" 

Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae. 

"Si lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad niyo lola? 

Lola: 98 

"Tingnan niyo si Lola, 98 na, walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayo kagalit lola? 

Lola: Patay na ang mga putaena! hhahaha :-D 

6. Sa may kanto... 

LASING: miss! ang panget mo! 

BABAE: kapal ng mukha mo! ikaw naman lasenggo! 

LASING: Hallerrrr? Atleast ako bukas d na lasing, eh ikaw? bukas panget ka parin!

7. Are you good in algebra? Can you substitute my X? *

8. Pag may nakita kang magandang fastfood crew, eto ang banat, "miss, isa ngang matamis na "OO". *  

9. I am a bee, can you be my honey? * 

10. pag may maganda kang classmate, "pwede ba kitang makatabi sa exam?", "coz i feel perfect when im beside you."* 

11. boy: miss may slot pb? 

gurl: saan?

boy: sa puso mo

12. Girl: You deserve evrything and i deserve nothing

Boy:But.... I am nothing and you are my Everything... That's why we need each other 

and we are meant to each other...

13. boy: ang ganda ng mundo. 

girl : bakit mo naman nasabi? 

boy: (sabay tingin sa girl) dahil ikaw ang mundo ko!

14. 2 grade two students ang naiwan sa classroom


girl: bakit ka nakatitig sa nameplate ko?

boy: inantay ko kasi malipat ung apelyido ko eh.

15. GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo? 

BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...

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16. BOY:anong english ng mahal kita? 

GiRL: i love you.. 

Boy: i love you too..

If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U". 

You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.

There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!

If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I. 

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever. 

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!

You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

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