Horrid Henry :Horrid Henry's poem

                                                                           Im gonna throw up!

Pirates puke on stormy seas,

Giants spew on top of trees

Kings are sick in golden loos

Dogs throw up on daddys shoes

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Babies love to make a mess

down the front of mums best dress

and what car ride will be complete

without the stink of last nights treat?

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Teachers who force kids to eat

sheperds pie with rancid meat

cant be surprised when at there feet

the upchucked meal splats complete

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Rollercoasters, swirling cups

can make anyone throw up

ferris weels icky sweets

pavement pizzas spray the street

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hats are handy when in town

should your guts flip upside down

a bags a fine and private place

to avoid public disgrace

when, tummy heaving, insides peeling

you suddenly get that awful feeling-

mum im gonna throw up!

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if your caught while at sea- dont worry youll die eventually.

but i for one do not believe

that bobbing ships cause folk to heave 

sitting at the captains table

i ate as much as i was able

i ate so many lovely dishes-

Urghhh now its time to feed the fishes!

The End

I did not make the poem up its in horrid henrys big bad book

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