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AGAIN with the jokes!!
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like what YOUR thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like YOUR thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the fucking difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said !"
LITTLE TONY VISTING GRANDMA
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you."
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."
xoxoxo-Teresa XD hope you all like it
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like what YOUR thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like YOUR thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the fucking difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said !"
LITTLE TONY VISTING GRANDMA
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you."
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."
xoxoxo-Teresa XD hope you all like it
Comments & Reviews ^topOMG....love these!!...lol heard the 1st one before but the reast were aesome!! lol <3  lovemehunni Nov 09, 2009 08:53 reply spam @Luv_Always_Sophia oh i know i have a cool teacher he is like the only class i look forward to he's just soo funny  teresa343 Nov 05, 2009 21:52 reply spam @whycrytry @supernaturalmom @TheFlamingPopsicle OHH thanks u all!!
And too alll of u i found theses on line except for like 2 that i came up with. so i'll try to come up with some for the sake of all LITTLE TONY lovers !!!! LOL!!!!!!! the next upload 4 these may take a while but a promise i will try!! don't be mad i will be posting something that will laughing till it hurts!! XDDDD xoxoxox-teresa =) teresa343 Nov 05, 2009 21:42 reply spam @Luv_Always_Sophia LOL u know i showed tese jokes to my techer? he thought it FUNNY! LOL teresa343 Nov 05, 2009 21:38 reply spam It is good thing im reading this in my room or my mom would be staring at ME like im crazy! XD  Luv_Always_S... Nov 05, 2009 16:53 reply spam I love little Tony, I think those are my favorites.
S.N.M.  supernatural... Nov 05, 2009 15:26 reply spam Haha these are funny, where did you find them? Like website?  TheFlamingPo... Nov 05, 2009 15:12 reply spam |
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