More Funny Jokes



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LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"

Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"


LITTLE TONY ON WRITING

Mrs.Raven was having the students choose and spell a word for every letter in the alphabet.

When she asks the class "Who can spell a word that starts with A?"

Little TONY is waving his hands around like there is no tomorrow
she ignores Little TONY and chooses someone else.

When she's at letter F Little Tony has both hands in the air like a madman.
No way am I going to choose him she thought.

When she gets up to R Little TONY'S hand is still in the air she doesn't know ant curse words that starts with R so she calls on him.

"Rat! R-A-T! A huge mother Fucking Rat!"
The teacher faints


LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Miss Rogers asks the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.
She calls on Little TONY

"My aunts tits are so big she can only fasten eight of her ten buttons!


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful !'"



xoxox-Teresa XD hope you all got some good laughs from this i know I did!