Dear Edward,
Thanks a lot...
Sincerly,
Guys Everywhere

Thanks to twilight, now if a certain boys seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire and he's polite enough to try to resist my blood

How to Tease Edward Cullen?
Picture yourself naked

Edward Cullen: bringing sexy back since 1901

Boy: You know vampires aren't real, right?
Girl: Well fake boobs aren't real but you still like to look at those!

RAwr!! (It means I Love You in Werewolf)

Dammit!! I'm in love with a fictional character

Cause every girl looks at her boyfriend in the sun
and thinks to herself "Sparkle you fool, sparkle!"

If santa was smart, he's already started mass producing clones of Edward Cullen

Tips for guys trying to find a girlfriend:
1) Read Twilight saga
2) Watch twilight movies
3) In every real life situation think, "What would Edward do?"

You never know who you'll meet in Biology

I follow silver Volvos... just in case Edward is driving

I have OCD... Obsessive Cullen Disorder

I read Twilight, and now i am not ashamed of my inability to tan

Emmett Cullen - Stronger than you since 1915

We rate boys on a scale of one to Robert Pattinson

Metro Station lied! Edward Cullen will be 17 forever

Whenever i hear thunder... i wonder if vampires are playing baseball

Warning! Twilight may cause:
1) Loss of sleep
2) Delay in assignments
3) Obsession with vampires

My irrisistable blood smell brings all the Vamps to da yard,
damn right! it's better than yours, damn right!

Forget Prince Charming on a noble steed
I want a vampire with a Volvo

Alice Cullen: Trust Me, It'll happen

Renesmee, Jacob made out with your mom. Twice

I feel we need to go on a long over due road trip to Forks, Washington.

I kissed a vamp and i liked it, hope the volturi don't mind it

He moves quickly
He doesn't kill
He Sparkles
Face It:
Edward's not a vampire
He'sa fairy

Save a Volvo, Ride a Vampire

I'm not easily distracted. I... Hey! Is that guy sparkling!?

If the biggest freak in school is stalking you, confessing
his undying love and telling you how hard it is to stop
himself from sucking your blood... You should probably call the cops

Book Quotes:

If I could dream, I'd dream about you

...yeah, it's an off day when I don't get someone
telling me how edible i smell."

Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving?

Why am i covered in feathers?
I bit a pillow... or two

Does me being half naked bother you?

I hate driving slow

You're exactly my brand of heroin - Edward Cullen

Movie Quotes:

Did you get contacts or something?
No... uhh, its the fluorescence... umm, gotta go

LaPush Baby! LaPush!

I Had an adrenaline rush, it's very common, you can google it

Everyone's staring
No, not that guy, oh wait, he looked

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