"damn where the hell did he come from?" i said to my best friend mandi who was sitting next to me on my porch. we were smoking a blunt before my dad got home. she said, "i dont know girl but a dude that fucking sexy needs to be locked to my bed." i laughted and said, "you slut!" she playfully slapped me as we checked out the hot dude moving in next door. she said, "audrey, hello earth to audrey!" i shook my head and said, "huh?" she said, "damn you think you could stare a hole right threw him." i laughted knowing that kush got me super high. we walked in and to my room. i had the super muchies. i grabed some snacks as we headed for my room. we talked a little bit then mandi left. i layed on my bed high as shit staring at my ceiling. then my phone rung, "you spin my head right round, right round, when you down, when you go down down." it was my boyfriend. his name is nick and we been dating for over a year. we been distant these past few weeks. i guess it because im about 200 miles from him at my dads. i said, "hey boo." he said, "we need to talk." i said, "okay, whats up?" he said, "i cant do this long distance thing and i think its best if we both move on." i said, "okay." he said, "so your okay with that? no hard feelings?" thank god i smoked cause im sure i would of been crying. i said, "nope, im all good.peace." then i hung up on him. fuck him, his lost thats how i see it. i was so damn bored with shit to do. i put on my bikini and walked out back. i sat down on the diving board and rolled another joint, yeah i know imma stoner. i sat on the diving board playing in the water as i smoked it. my dad came out and said, "what you got there?" i said, "kush." he grabbed the joint and took a hit. he said, "i got something better, i got some purple." i said, "cool." he said, "you okay, you seem a little off." i said, "yeah im good. nick broke up with me but im cool about it." he said, "are you sure." i stood up and jumped of the diving board going into the water. i had to avoid this conversation, i hated when he tried to talk about it. i came up and said, "yeah dad im good." he said, "okay, ill start dinner in a few." then he walked in. i swam around for a little bit then got out. while i was walking around the pool i smelled weed. it couldnt be my dad cause that was some dirt weed smell. i wraped my towel around me and walked towards the end of the yard. thats when i saw my sexy new neighbor smoking a blunt by the shed at the end of his yard. i said, "looks like i anit the only stoner on the block?" he choked and said, "um, my bad." i said "its cool i smoke too." he said, "cool, wanna hit?" i said, "hell no you got some dirt weed, i smoke the good shit." he said, "goods hard to find where im from. got what i could before we moved here." i said, "well i got connects, trust me." he said, "cool, so whats your name?" i said, "audrey, and yours?" he said, "jake, so how long you lived here?" i said, "about 2 months. i just moved into my dads. shit was getting rough at my moms." he said, "thats cool." then he looked at me from head to toe. i knew he was checking me out but shit i was now single. i said, "so who you here with?" he said, "my parents, they thought if they took me away from the city to the suburbs that itll improve me." i said, "funny, so where you from?" he said, "philly, and you?" i said, "virgina." then his mom was hollering for him. he said, "well hey i got to get in, but ill catch you later." i smiled and said, "maybe." then walked back to my yard. i layed down in the lawn chair to get a little tan. i checked my phone and noticed nick called back. i wasnt calling him, he wants to be an ass fuck him. he anit seen me in almost 2 months anyways. my boobs grew since then and my ass. i changed my hair and all so he anit know what hes missing yet. i called my mom and decided to make plans to drive down and see her this weekend. she was okay with it seeing as she misses me. after i talked to her i layed there with my ipod on listening to music. then i felt my phone viberating off me. i looked at it and it was nick. i took one of my ear plugs out and said, "whats up?" he said, "shit, seeing how your doing?" i said, "im good, stoned but cool." he said, "see thats your problem you smoke so much weed it numbs your feelings." i said, "gee dad anymore lecures?" he said, "whatever, so we good?' i said, "yeah we good, look nick i anit like no other bitch i anit gonna sit here and cry over you. its your lost and right now your