This is meant to be humorous story, if u don't get it, its okay. I'm bored.
Nearly everyone has a computer, whether its a laptop or a PC. However do people really know how a computer actually works.
Well I made an awesome discovery. Computer bots exist O_O... I mean really they do exist.
I had a computer about three years old, the poor thing was chugging along do its best to function. It was not a computer these days, all fast and super sonic speed, click click and you're done.
Anyway, one day I was having a bout of impatience, I'm sure everyone has one of those days where everything had to be fast or you are going to be pissed. I was having that, so this poor pitiful machine was having a slow day while i was having a fast day. I was trying to get on the Internet, so this dang machine was whirring, I got sooo frustrated at the damn thing I kicked it. No, I literally kicked the thing.
It wasn't five minutes later when I heard a small curse coming from the area near my feet. Suddenly the computer just shut down.
I was frustrated even more I hiked my foot and kicked the blasted contraption. Then I heard another curse, this time I wasn't imagining it. So i got onto my knees and pulled this tower out. I pressed my ear against the metal I heard this coughing and wheezing.. Like an old man with a smoker cough.
Cough cough cough Wheeze wheeze wheeze.
I took the cover off and saw this pitiful litte old man looking bot, his hand was plugging the circuit and the other scanning something.
The bot was making the coughs and the wheezes. He freezes and looked at me eletric blue lighs as his eyes.
"YOU!!!" his voice sounded so high pitched it sounded like squeaking.
"Me?" I asked.
"You kicked me, I am fourty-five years old I am at my limit here."
"Sorry but you were going to slow and uhhh you are three years old not fourty-five"
"Slow, slow SLOW!!! Why I am at my fittest fit and computer ages fifteen years for every one human year." he squeaked then went into a loud coughing and wheezing fit.
"Uh huh," I said looking like this -.-
The old bot cursed and banged against the computer circurit.
I shook my head and covered the computer and walked way.
"whatever." I said.